Would Jesus eat a BLT?

[Ledgitouchie]

What about a Cold Cut Combo or other similar sandwiches.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

wasn't jesus a jew

 

[AirdropShitposts]

What does God need with a sandwich?

 

[The Nostalgia Critic]

Jesus would stand in front of a crowd of Jews, pull out the unkosher BLT, take a big bite out of it and go “mmmmm so tasty”.

 

[Grub]

"And Jesus sat with his apostles and upon their plates they laid out two slices of bread per plate and upon those slices were laid two rashers of kosher bacon upon this was laid a slice of tomato and a single leaf of lettuce. Once prepared the bread was closed and Jesus passed a plate to each of his apostles and bowed his head in prayer before speaking 'eat now my children for I have given thou the most blessed of all culinary creations. Eat and be humble as you revel in my father's creation."

-the Bible, probably

 

[Ledgitouchie]

What does God need with a sandwich?

Indeed, what does God need with a sandwich.

 

[Moths]

To prove hes not a filthy jew he must consoooom

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

Matthew 15:11-20

 

[Lokenstien]

kosher bacon

I initially Lol'd at this but turkey bacon would be kosher so Jesus could easily have a BLT while still staying within Jewish dietary restrictions. I think Jesus would embrace all sandwich's of the world, even the ones he could not eat, for even the most heinous combinations (Spam, olives and marshmallows on Rye with a dash of fish sauce) still exist within Gods vision.

 

[Grub]

I initially Lol'd at this but turkey bacon would be kosher so Jesus could easily have a BLT

I never actually considered turkey bacon mostly because turkey bacon is fake and gay bacon.

 

[Devious Dave]

No because Jesus was living under levitical law whenever he died the old testament was complete

 

[Meat Target]

No because Jesus was living under levitical law whenever he died the old testament was complete

Levitical Law was made for man. Jesus, being God made flesh, has the authority to abrogate it.

Jesus would stand in front of a crowd of Jews, pull out the unkosher BLT, take a big bite out of it and go “mmmmm so tasty”.

I agree. Jesus had no qualms about dunking on the Pharisees for being rules-lawyering cunts.

 

[Nottafed]

I invented the BLT with avocado slices and avocado toast seasoning. It was me. Its goddamned delicious. About a year ago I was at a diner and was going to order it with a cup of soup, because hey, favorite sandwich... and those gayniggers decided to call it the 'LGBT' on the menu (the g standing for 'guacamole' apparently). They sexualized my fucking lunch.
The BLT has been corrupted and is now a mockery of it once prestigious and noble heritage, and Jesus wouldn't fuck with the evil that is Big Sandwich.