Would Jesus do this?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I asked my preacher if he would put a bunch of Kiwifarms posts on the screen during hymns. He told me Jesus wouldn't want such vulgar content in his house. Is this true?

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I talked to Jesus personally (he does my lawn) and said it'd be fine and kind of funny. Use that information how you will.

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

I talked to Jesus personally (he does my lawn) and said it'd be fine and kind of funny. Use that information how you will.

You know the economy is bad when even Jesus has to take a second job besides his carpentry business.

 

[White_N]

Jesus has stood between Jews and their money; he was too based to live then, and nothing has changed now. Shitpost straight to the heavens, frien

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Jesus spoke the truth and wanted the truth to be spread. Your priest is wrong and you should become an alter boy and pull an Uno Reverse to assert dominance.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

We're all sinners here, friend, Jesus would be with us trying to teach us about God, not in some gay-ass megachurch. If He went into one of those it'd be to reenact the scene from the temple but on a larger scale.

 

[OrionBalls]

Jesus taught me that G-d has a plan, and that I'm not involved.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Jesus spoke the truth and wanted the truth to be spread. Your priest is wrong and you should become an alter boy and pull an Uno Reverse to assert dominance.

I am both relieved and amazed there hasn't been a self-published work on Amazon called "Altar Boy Power Bottom".