Would hand posting be the best account recovery method?

[Hitchhiker]

You would be required to upload your hand when you signed up. Hands are easily identifiable and very unique. So if you ever lose access to your email for Kiwi Farms you could send Null a photo of your hand with a time stamp and he could compare to the original photo that you uploaded. Then he'd allow you back into your account if it matched and you can change the email/password. It could also be used to filter Indians from the site.

 

[clara red bottoms]

used to filter Indians from the site

The only way to redeem yourself, saar. Please show your hands

 

[Hitchhiker]

The only way to redeem yourself, saar. Please show your hands

The edits would be funny, but my hand will stay between me and the mods when my idea comes to fruition.

 

[Mound Dweller]

This sounds like a great way to kick-start the severed hand secondary market.