Would Chris survive Vietnam? A comprehensive analysis - Fuzzy Wuzzy was wrong.

[MrTroll]

Chris would love it in Vietnam, he wouldn't have to awkwardly hit on lolis at Fridays After Five, he could just buy a 9-year-old prostitute for 5 bucks and satisfy his sick, bestial urges that way.

 

[Randy Lahey]

Silly disco spergs, I'm saying if he would survive in modern-day Vietnam, not the Vietnam war. READ THE OP. Sheesh.

i thought vietnam was always like it was during the vietnam war, my bad

 

[Bluebird]

Could chris speak vietnamese?

 

[DNJACK]

Asia is just wrong

 

[everythingisawkward999]

He probably wouldn't fully understand the way battle truly works and will probably end up getting himself shot by an enemy.

Fuck me I thought you meant in the Vietnam War! I'm :dumb:

 

[Armchair Psychologist]

um...
****flashback intensifies****
No. no he wouldn't.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Could chris speak vietnamese?

He doesn't need to English education is compulsory in schools

 

[CWCchange]

JENNAY!

 

[Picnic_Boy]

The spicy food would make his head explode. He hates flavor. Even salted freedom fries are too much for him.

 

[BF 388]

Chris in Vietnam

 

[_blank_]

Could chris speak vietnamese?

He'd probably enlist in the skills of young Sonichu fan Ching Chong to help with the translations. Yeah, she was Chinese, but c'mon, this subject doesn't warrant that much close attention to detail.

 

[OtterParty]

Would Chris survive North Korea?

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Thanks for @OtterParty for weaponizing his autism and figuring out how to link the quotes to the original posts

 

[Zarkov]

Chris survived a war while he was still inside Bob's testicles. He'll do fine anywhere.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Would Chris survive North Korea?

They would confuse him with the Dear Leader and Chris will be in charge of it.

 

[OtterParty]

oh wait @Flowers For Sonichu you didnt talk about hygeiene and public utilities internet electricity etc yet, will chris literally die from dryinkign unboiled tapwater?

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

oh wait @Flowers For Sonichu you didnt talk about hygeiene and public utilities internet electricity etc yet, will chris literally die from dryinkign unboiled tapwater?

I got sick from contaminated ice and shit blood the first day so he'd have BLOODY CRAPPED BRIEFS instead of DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS. Bottled water is ridiculously cheap, like 25 cents a bottle. You can get a liter of Fiji water for $3

Internet was fine, but my standards have dropped because I live in China.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

The spicy food would make his head explode. He hates flavor. Even salted freedom fries are too much for him.

Like I said in the OP, my guess is he would just eat at McDonalds or Burger King every day. If you live where westerners live, there are western restaurants. Within walking distance of my hotel there was an Argentinian Steakhouse, three Indian restaurants, an Irish Pub, a bunch of French restaurants (being a former French colony, French restaurants are all over the place), and a couple generic sports bars.

Two of the most popular and available Vietnamese foods, Pho (a fucking awesome soup noodle) and Banh Mi (baguette sandwiches) are not spicy at all.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Sorry for double posting

 

[Ntwadumela]

They would confuse him with the Dear Leader and Chris will be in charge of it.

Seeing as how this happened I wouldn’t be surprised