Would a lolcow themed convention work? - Retards paying retards

[StMaryPiper]

Anime cons happen constantly, Vidcon is huge, comic con is an institution, so why not try out a Kiwi Con? Meet your favorite lolcows and lolcow adjacent creators. Buy overpriced lolcow merch. Play games like kick the autistic and a Sektor bowling tournament. Would it work or is this a disaster waiting to happen?

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

it would make dashcon look respectable by comparison, most of the drug addicted fat women who make fun of slightly fatter drug addicted fat women wouldn't show up so the lions share of the revenue would be driven by gay furries who get the convention banned from every hotel on the planet

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

why not try out a Kiwi Con?

cause these slobbering degenerate retards will not only piss in it but shit, cum, bleed & spit in it too

that’s why

 

[Whatevermancer]

Good luck trying to keep the lolcows out of drama and preventing the trolls and a-logs from provoking/physically harming them.

 

[melty]

Sign me up

 

[Morch Ponkey]

Only if its posing as a legit convention and the gimmick is that the lolcow guest of honor is not in on the joke

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

No thank you, I prefer to laugh at lolcows from the comfort of my couch. Not to mention it's horrible opsec.

 

[Fading puppy syndrome]

Someone would pull a Robert Hawkins

 

[We Are The Witches]

Most Kiwifarmers wouldn't go anyways, because of powerleveling IRL.

Someone will enter with a GoPro and stream the event, that way you can watch without being bothered by the awful smell of the congregation of fat Redditors that will attend.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Only if @Bargain Bin Laden is the official organizer.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

It would just get ruined by a man in a pickle suit.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

It would just get ruined by a man in a pickle suit.

Or a pickle in a man in a suit …