Worst Thing You've Ever Smelled?

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Sometimes asshole hunters in Hawaii would throw dead hogs into small swimming pools, I guess as a fuck you to haoles idk I never got a clear explanation as to why, but imagine the smell of feral hog, sewage, and death all at once.
 
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The other day I was guarding someone at the emergency room when my partner and I noticed a strong burning smell that we both made jokes about.

A few hours later we were bullshitting with one of the nurses when he mentioned that they had brought in two people earlier who had died in a house fire, and realized that burning smell was them.
 
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Looked at a foreclosed house that had been sitting empty for a while and the second I stepped inside, all I could smell was shit, mildew, cat piss, and dead animals.
I didn't have an apatite for days after and honestly you couldn't pay me all the money in the world to ever breathe that combination of smells again.
 
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I worked in a place where the primary product was chicken (meats not whole birds). Had a new guy, young dude, did not know what "rotation" was in the food industry (old up front, new in back for layman). He did not rotate for a week......It was absolutely heinous. I was doing work in the section they worked for that day, easy stuff, I knew everyone there and occasionally was supervisor if other guy called out or it was needed, this was one of those days. When new product came in, my friend and I just decided to put it away just for the sake of it needing to be done. I grabbed the boxes to rotate, and even in the bags, I could easily smell it through it, looked green and shit, clearly very fresh and tasty. Guy above me (a pencil pusher, and a product of nepotism, not a bad guy though), was like "Are you sure it cannot be saved?", I told him "open it and you tell me." I did not expect him to actually do it, but he did, He threw up, I threw up, and the guy who was helping me get shit done I mentioned earlier, is in tears laughing at us. It will take a smell of unknown stank to surpass that.
 
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Disgruntled Pupper said:
Sometimes asshole hunters in Hawaii would throw dead hogs into small swimming pools, I guess as a fuck you to haoles idk I never got a clear explanation as to why, but imagine the smell of feral hog, sewage, and death all at once.
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Hawaii kinda seems like a shit hole, between the natives treating everybody like shit just because they're howlies and fuck them and the ridiculous prices I don't get why people love it so much.
 
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~ The body pits of Najaf
~ Dirty socks & brown rounds left in the back of a deuce for a month
~ Tooth necrosis
 
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