Worst thing to do at a funeral?

[Da Capo]

Title.

 

[TUNT]

Fornicate with the deceased.
/thread

 

[Le b0wski]

Start bashing on the coffin from the inside and screaming to be let out, it's very disruptive to the ceremony so just let them finish.

 

[and 1 other person]

bustin a sick wheelie all over the lawn

 

[OrionBalls]

Be drunk

 

[the clap]

Hide a bluetooth speaker in the coffin.
Play 'Another One Bites the Dust' by Queen.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

cum in the corpse before anyone else has a chance to hit it

 

[relobotomized]

Fornicate with the deceased.
/thread

whats wrong with fortniting with the deceased ?

 

[souschef]

Rising from the casket mid service

 

[Kosher Dill]

Overdoing the "pouring one out for your homies" thing and pouring out all the beer on-site.

 

[The Death Moon]

Disrespect the dead

 

[Nicholas Gur]

Dying. Imagine it's your bro's big day and you try to make it about you.

 

[Johnathan Readit]

At a viewing one time, tons of people, and an Amazon delivery showed up. A bunch of boxes. Guy felt weird about it and left them at the door instead of carrying them through the crowd. Minutes later the director comes out and starts yelling about how unprofessional it was to leave them there, then went and asked members of the family to help her carry them to her office.

Don't think that beats sex with the body, though.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Queef on the deceased’s face

 

[dick brain]

Tranq.

 

[Colon capital V]

Pull down my pants, hop ontop of the casket and take a nice fat steamy hot log of shit in the deceased's mouth in front of everyone.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I had a buddy whose grandfather's funeral was crashed by asshole relatives that brought disposable cameras and started taking pictures like it was a family reunion. Caused an actual physical confrontation. So don't do that.

 

[Pagan Min]

Fart in the widow's face.

(Although the winner that was picked is the superior choice, IMHO...)

 

[dick brain]

Kill the entire family with a 9mm beretta