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DevilDog said:
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What the fuck is going on here? Where does it begin?

Well, lessee if I can interpret this thing.

Okay, the top panel looks like the bird-eye view of a vast airport runway. Also, there appears to be a white building, presumably an airplane hanger of some sort and, for reasons that totally escape me, an immense cake with green icing on top. Two figures, one blue and one orange, are either running or flying around the landing strips. Their courses parallel and plotted out with lines Family Circus style.

The second panel, which takes up the rest of the page, shows a blue creature and a green creature in a complicated dance - possibly choreographed by Twyla Tharp. Going from left to right, the Blue creature appear to pee while performing a jete as the green creature sidesteps looking disgusted. Then Green strikes a sort of Bob Fosse pose and waves at a passing purple streak while Blue looks on discontentedly, perhaps irked that Green is ignoring the puddle of urine. Blue does a high kick as Green, inexplicably grown to three times his original size, leaps for joy as his genitals explode with delight.

Next, Green's lower limbs disappear as he waves to Blue, who appears to have curled up into a disconsolate ball. Or perhaps he's just taking a nap. Either way, Green is suddenly sick (perhaps the smell of Blue's urine?) and barfs up something orange. Blue is still curled up in a ball. Suddenly, Blue is uncurled and both Blue and Green do "jazz h­ands." The page ends with the curtain coming down, it's pattern clearly based on a Jackson Pollock painting.

Hope that helps!
 
trombonista said:
Those are supposed to be arms.

I know; as they go further back, they start looking like (man)boobs.
 
Henry Bemis said:
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Some serious (man)boobs on the folks on the left.

What is up with the guy on the bottom right? Is that supposed to be a black person that just happens to match the color of his chair?
 
Alan Pardew said:
I wondered why Chris wanted to be invisible in the first place.

Because he probably feels that he was present at the wedding "in spirit". People say that kind of stuff all the time and Chris probably heard it and thought it was literal. Hence, he draws himself as a spirit haunting his friend's wedding.

If someone had chosen a different turn of phrase he might have attending the wedding from inside the literal heart of the bride.
 
Alan Pardew said:
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Time to repost, but behold, how Chris draws people.

This is probably what it looks like when Chris plays with his Lego Cwcville citizens.
 
spaps said:
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CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!!!!
Notice how Chris kicks Liquid to the group and then shoots him. Not bein' A-loggy or anything, but really? Subdue him and then shoot him?
 
spaps said:
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CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!!!!


How despicabley cowardly. Grab a guy like you are going to cuff his hands together behind his back, boot him hard on the base of his spine, then pull a gun and shoot him twice. Chris you rotten backstabber.
 
trip2themoon said:
spaps said:
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CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!!!!


How despicabley cowardly. Grab a guy like you are going to cuff his MANOS together behind his back, boot him hard on the base of his spine, then pull a gun and shoot him twice. Chris you rotten backstabber.

I just love how Chris almost looks like he's smiling as he does it.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
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"I love being appreciated and fully understood for my being, as well as my bod."
She looks to have herself a wee bit of troll face der.
 
"Hubby-bolt"? Christ.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
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"I love being appreciated and fully understood for my being, as well as my bod."
Oh gosh, the clothes in the hamper look like raw meat.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
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"I love being appreciated and fully understood for my being, as well as my bod."
Despite all the awful stuff going on in this page, I think the part that really got me was the freakin' Lego cars.
 
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