Worst makeshift dildo?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I’m just wondering what’s the worst thing you could put up your ass

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Curling iron

 

[AnsemSoD1]

The Darksaber from Nu-Wars

 

[Niggolash]

A neophallus, because it would most certainly detach and be stuck inside of you.

 

[OrionBalls]

Oh, up my ass? Nevermind then, I'm not gay.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I change my answer

 

[Feefee81093]

As a woman I have this irrational fear of sharp objects like on American Psyco when you see his fucked up little drawing of knife fucking bitches. That's some of that sadistic shit.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I've seen my fair share of extreme insertion videos. I think my favorite was when they gaped a chicks asshole and filled it with Froot Loops and milk and the other chick ate it.

As far as worst, maybe the guy with the cactus or the guy who stuck a live trout up there or the chick who beer bonged live eels and piss into her bum.

Never seen a person shove a hedgehog or porcupine up their ass. That would be something I would like to see.

 

[Boss Hawg]

A man's head. I was unfortunate enough to see a bald man pack his head into a woman's snatch.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Spoiler: If only you knew how bad things could be

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

the red balls in front of target

 

[Lemmingwiser]

As a woman I have this irrational fear of sharp objects like on American Psyco when you see his fucked up little drawing of knife fucking bitches. That's some of that sadistic shit.

Is it really irrational to not want your insides knifed?

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

Cheese grater full of powdered glass

I've advocated for this being used as a punishment for rapers/traffickers/degenerate subversive porno peddlers. You could do this and then let the wound succumb to the scaphism boats. Just a vision of Donald Trump's America. Clear Them Out.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

A baby. Anyone who disagrees wants a baby up their ass.

EDIT: @Sparkletor 2.0 FUCK YOU BABY RAPER

 

[Pitbull Victim]

A beer bottle if you don't want your country to collapse

 

[Finger Pistols]

Cactus.

 

[Feefee81093]

Is it really irrational to not want your insides knifed?

Being that it's unlikely. The very idea makes me cringe.

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

A fire hydrant

 

[Caesare]

Corkscrew pasta.

 

[LonesomeDud]

French tips.