Women actually do like men - Strange, but true

[Lurker]

I'll say no just because I don't want the mental image

Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.

 

[RACISM]

And I thought my sex brags were embarrassing

You mean your stories about licking multiple Jewish anuses?
They are.

 

[Lurker]

You mean your stories about licking multiple Jewish anuses?
They are.

i was waiting until someone mentioned the rimming

 

[Dyn]

That is pretty funny, but I think the women who go in there to post photos of their baking to the Woman-Hate Thread are funnier. "Plz don't hate me boys uwu I made cookies".

One of them made basil pesto with heavy cream in it I was so fucking upset I still think about it sometimes.

 

[Lurker]

by the way while @Stan is here i want to mention that i, too, put tuna in my mac n cheese

obviously geniuses think alike.

 

[Spud]

Come to Q&A

Hell no, Q&A is the where Quirked up Moids can bust it down sexual style without hesitation. BPcels would ruin the atmosphere.

 

[Dyn]

by the way while @Stan is here i want to mention that i, too, put tuna in my mac n cheese

Wouldn't that make it a tuna mornay?

 

[AgendaPoster]

Don't @ the fucking dog, you retard.

Gonna have to watch this thread later to see the potential janny genocide

 

[Lurker]

Wouldn't that make it a tuna mornay?

no

 

[Kalsarikännit]

Wouldn't that make it a tuna mornay?

No, because google says tuna mornay “elevates” canned tuna. I’m sure she just dumps a tin into the Kraft shit and calls it bone apple teeth

 

[Lurker]

No, because google says tuna mornay “elevates” canned tuna. I’m sure she just dumps a tin into the Kraft shit and calls it bone apple teeth

i am a culinary expert

i only burned easy mac one time

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I learned that at age 16. I would hope that most people learn that by age 20.

She be learning that at 30.

Why so bitter and angry? I always find I'm happier when people around me are happy.

The unhappiness of random people on the internet gives me inner strength.

i am a culinary expert

i only burned easy mac one time

You're officially now a better waifu than 95% of BP users.

 

[Kalsarikännit]

i am a culinary expert

i only burned easy mac one time

I ruined a kettle by getting drunk and falling asleep

Happens to the best of us

 

[Dyn]

No, because google says tuna mornay “elevates” canned tuna. I’m sure she just dumps a tin into the Kraft shit and calls it bone apple teeth

No matter how low I set the bar, Americans still find ways to surprise me with the shit they're willing to eat.

 

[Stan]

One of them made basil pesto with heavy cream in it I was so fucking upset I still think about it sometimes.

the fuck. What a waste of fresh basil.

 

[Grub]

The unhappiness of random people on the internet gives me inner strength.

But why?

 

[Stan]

You mean your stories about licking multiple Jewish anuses?
They are.

Oh, great, you're still here. I had hoped you got caught on a corner somewhere or that your dialog glitched out so you'd stop repeating the same 9 ideas over and over.

i was waiting until someone mentioned the rimming

The new "look at @Stan's picture omfg" is reminding the thread that I will eat dat ass.

 

[RACISM]

Oh, great, you're still here. I had hoped you got caught on a corner somewhere

If anyone is getting caught on scenery, it's you because of your incredible size. Have you had to widen the doors in your house or do you just sleep in a barn outside?

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

But why?

Tis be asking why the wind blows, my grubby fren.

The new "look at @Stan's picture omfg" is reminding the thread that I will eat dat ass.

Nah that was last week. This week we're on BMK and Lidl's slowly escalating Scissorfest.

 

[Stan]

If anyone is getting caught on scenery, it's you because of your incredible size. Have you had to widen the doors in your house or do you just sleep in a barn outside?

Yes yes but have you tried calling me fat yet?