Women actually do like men - Strange, but true

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Blobby's Murder Knife said:
I don't think so, tbh. I am just sad that you can't find a man to dick you down.
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Mein Fur-HER, I have searched the entire forum and I can not detect a single dick willing to take one for the team. Shall I call the Kringmarine to check if any of their homosexual sailors could bear this one out?
 
Lidl Drip said:
The fact you are like 45 with a child and ex husband and bragging about having sex on the Internet is absolutely tragic.
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So what does that make you? You're a post-30 harpy who has no ex husband. You have no children. And no boyfriend to speak of. You don't get sex, even on the Internet. Even if you hypothetically for some reason WANTED to get laid on the Farms, (I know, but its hypothetical, just roll with it) I don't even think you could at this point without making a sock. You've become a notorious witch.
 
Blobby's Murder Knife said:
That's fairly optimistic that you will actually have sex with your attitude, but OK.
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I'm trying very hard to imagine what a woman who thinks it's hard to get sex as a woman looks like, but I'll just believe you when you said you have a penis because that basically explains the hypersexual bragging, thinking getting laid as a woman is hard as well as the weird pregnancy/rape/fecal ERP you're into.
 
Party Hat Wurmple said:
So what does that make you? You're a post-30 harpy who has no ex husband. You have no children. And no boyfriend to speak of. You don't get sex, even on the Internet. Even if you hypothetically for some reason WANTED to get laid on the Farms, (I know, but its hypothetical, just roll with it) I don't even think you could at this point without making a sock. You've become a
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Wait wait wait she's over 30? Good God, I don't even want to make fun of her anymore, at this point it's just sad! Sad!
 
Lidl Drip said:
I'm trying very hard to imagine what a woman who thinks it's hard to get sex as a woman looks like, but I'll just believe you when you said you have a penis because that basically explains the hypersexual bragging, thinking getting laid as a woman is hard as well as the weird pregnancy/rape/fecal ERP you're into.
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Why are you so angry at me then? Legit, what I have I done personally to you besides make you angry I have gotten dicked down?
 
Lidl Drip said:
I'm trying very hard to imagine what a woman who thinks it's hard to get sex as a woman looks like, but I'll just believe you when you said you have a penis because that basically explains the hypersexual bragging, thinking getting laid as a woman is hard as well as the weird pregnancy/rape/fecal ERP you're into.
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It isn’t hard to get laid as a woman, that doesn’t disprove you don’t get laid either lol.
 
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