Wolfenstein: Youngblood - The Psycho Daughters of Blazkowicz

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how do you screw up simple a idea/series like this?, like one thing i would have thought would be interesting to see is how italy,vichy,spain etc. would be and look in this timeline, it would introduce new characters and enemy types, maybe a dabbing of gray morality here and there, and just a general expansion of the world. instead we get this shit.

Doing that would take effort. I am extremely disappointed at the world building in this series. There is so much left out like what happened to the other Axis nations once Germany took control, and how many Slavs, Africans, and Jews are left in the world after worldwide Nazi Hegemony for 40 years. I thought they did a amazing job in TNO, but they flopped with The New Colossus slightly and Youngblood really bad in that aspect. I mean shit we have real life Nazi sympathziers in our world that make up a small but sizable minority in the world. Could you imagine how bad it would be if the nazis won WW2 and controlled the world for decades?





Yeah I actually really liked TNO. I thought NC was a bit of a downgrade but it was still fun with some good writing here and there, and getting to kick Hitler on Venus was cool too. Youngblood just looks like straight up edgy trash tho.
 
Doing that would take effort. I am extremely disappointed at the world building in this series. There is so much left out like what happened to the other Axis nations once Germany took control, and how many Slavs, Africans, and Jews are left in the world after worldwide Nazi Hegemony for 40 years.
IIRC, they do mention what happened in Africa and to most of the Jewish population in flavor text in TNO. As for everything else though, with Italy and the other Axis powers (especially Japan), I do agree though. And with the series trying to expand its world as each game focuses on a new part of the world the Nazis control, it's rather jarring to think about.
 
The coop AI in this game is literally worse than Left For Deads. Even worse, them dying = you dying.

Set it in Russia (let's see how this timeline affected the Commies) have a soundtrack similar to what they did in The New Order, but rather than The German Beatles, have like German New Order and Adam Ant and shit. 99 Luftbaloons is a must.

Final boss is Mecha Hitler, or the gene-Hitler as mentioned in this thread earlier and there's also a running storyline of BJ pondering if his actions are being exploited unfairly by some at home.

A game where Russians are the good guys? A game where whites are victimized?

Uhhh.... yeah, not passing that commitee vote.

IIRC, they do mention what happened in Africa and to most of the Jewish population in flavor text in TNO. As for everything else though, with Italy and the other Axis powers (especially Japan), I do agree though. And with the series trying to expand its world as each game focuses on a new part of the world the Nazis control, it's rather jarring to think about.

This games flavor text is insane. They create an actual Jewish conspiracy against Germany but make it ok because the Nazis steal the Jewish super science and use it against them. Its so unimaginably dumb that its astounding.

how do you screw up simple a idea/series like this?, like one thing i would have thought would be interesting to see is how italy,vichy,spain etc. would be and look in this timeline, it would introduce new characters and enemy types, maybe a dabbing of gray morality here and there, and just a general expansion of the world. instead we get this shit.

The lore is that they all got betrayed and occupied.
 
Next game: The twins found a peacekeeping organization called ANTIFA, and keep hate at bay, and when a Nazi cell surfaces (you'll know how to identify them by their skin color), they punch them BACK WHENCE THEY CAME! bahahahahhaa. :story:
 
Isnt bjs wife a serial killer and the towns bycicle?
I can't remember, but I think either she was raped or laid with a nazi then when it turned out she was pregnant she aborted the baby because gotta stick it to those nazis harder right fellas? So imo she's far more nutso than BJ. not to mention she told BJ this hoping it would get him in the mood to pump some half jew goo into her womb.
 
I can't remember, but I think either she was raped or laid with a nazi then when it turned out she was pregnant she aborted the baby because gotta stick it to those nazis harder right fellas? So imo she's far more nutso than BJ. not to mention she told BJ this hoping it would get him in the mood to pump some half jew goo into her womb.
She slept with one to lure him into a trap to murder him. She got pregnant and then later got rid of it, all without her family knowing.
 
Given my leanings if you had summed this game up in one sentence as "The fuckng crazy daughters of BJ kill a bunch of Nazis" I would have been onboard, but I knew they were going to fuck it up. Here's hoping this gets the Bombshell treatment and gets remade as a totally fucking kickass mod like Ion Maiden.
 
I can't remember, but I think either she was raped or laid with a nazi then when it turned out she was pregnant she aborted the baby because gotta stick it to those nazis harder right fellas? So imo she's far more nutso than BJ. not to mention she told BJ this hoping it would get him in the mood to pump some half jew goo into her womb.
She slept with one to lure him into a trap to murder him. She got pregnant and then later got rid of it, all without her family knowing.
I don't even remember that, but that's quite awfully specific just to spite Nazis. To be honest, it could have been good writing material for a character to be raised and trained by BJ to kill Nazis and be the offspring of one.
 
It's from her diary in the asylum level. She writes about downing substances specifically with the intention of causing a miscarriage.

Id forgotten how fucking weird that was.
 
I'm not a sperg that needs to agree with the media I consume but it's kinda messed up that the writers likely support ideology based abortions...
 
I'm not a sperg that needs to agree with the media I consume but it's kinda messed up that the writers likely support ideology based abortions...

Could have been a neat idea. I'll mirror @Zaragoza here but take it a step further, that this character could have been raised to despise Nazis solely by her crazy bitch mother. You could have even kept the attempted abortion plot to make the character even more fucked up and edgy. Make the whole backstory of this character one of those narratives about the cycle of hatred, and show how it warps even the good guys into doing sick and depraved things just to win one over on the bad guys. But despite the fact that random assholes like us can do this better, they still can't hire decent writers.
 
Could have been a neat idea. I'll mirror @Zaragoza here but take it a step further, that this character could have been raised to despise Nazis solely by her crazy bitch mother. You could have even kept the attempted abortion plot to make the character even more fucked up and edgy. Make the whole backstory of this character one of those narratives about the cycle of hatred, and show how it warps even the good guys into doing sick and depraved things just to win one over on the bad guys. But despite the fact that random assholes like us can do this better, they still can't hire decent writers.

They use Jewish weapons of mass destruction on heavily populated areas so I guess they tackle that. Not really morally grey, more of a "fuck nazis" sorta deal.
 
Using a giant spindle wire ball thing on a crowded city bridge. At no point are civilian deaths brought up.

Like, sure, if it wasn't trying to be a serious experience this would be passable, but in the same game it tries to make Big Points about racism in the current era is no different from how the Nazis treated minorities, to say nothing about the shit storm that was New Collossus and Young blood. You can't have ideological abortions (after consensual, unprotected sex!) and mass civilian deaths being commited by the protagonists then expect their ramblings to have any impact.
 
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IIRC, they do mention what happened in Africa and to most of the Jewish population in flavor text in TNO. As for everything else though, with Italy and the other Axis powers (especially Japan), I do agree though. And with the series trying to expand its world as each game focuses on a new part of the world the Nazis control, it's rather jarring to think about.
In TNO there's also a newspaper clipping that says the Chinese (nationalists, I assume) defeated Imperial Japan before the world got taken over by the Nazis. I didn't care to dig too deep into the backstory but that's one detail I remember.
 
How Doom Guy can be dumb, if he doesn't talk? This is the smartest thing, that many people forget to do.

Agree. Worldbuilding was mostly not good (see Jewtlantida), but their attempts at drama were constant slip. Why bother with romance in your game, if two characters talk and act like pieces of wood? Why add all this exposition about other survivors, if you spend most of your missions alone? Why the fuck BJ cuts his death camp tatoo on the fucking moon? Couldn't he do this in the hideout? Because, you know, after that he pretends to be nazi higher-up. With a death camp tatoo on his arm.

There were elements of New Order that were just pretty pitiful in terms of plotline or advancing the story. Some of the characters felt stupid/were stupid and the plot had some ridiculous elements over all.

Blaskowicz is described to be in his late thirties after the end of the Wolfenstein (The game preceding New Order) and the destruction of the Black Sun Portal, When New Order happens he is essentially captured and physically and psychologically crippled. Found in occupied Poland and somehow alive inside of Reich territory administrative zone as a non-combat veteran who fought against the Reich and human vegetable for the highly unlikely period of 14 years.

He's then somehow at the age of lets say 50 for argument sake if Wolfenstein is considered cannon and it is because of the Kreisau Circle and Caroline Becker from the previous game. After a brain crippling injury and being comatose wheel chair bound state in those 14 years someone not only able to regain all of his cognitive abilities, but all of his body co-ordination in a matter of those precious minutes it takes for him to kill his first Nazi and then start killing them piecemeal like a machine.

Then you've got the remnants of the Kreisau circle, led by a Caroline Becker who was crippled in the last game and hasn't seemed to have been able to improve that situation. And among her, instead of the former group of spies, ex-soldiers, and German resistance members, instead are a motley crew of autists and speds fighting the Germans there way! Especially the one who remains locked in their room number crunching, and only interacts awkwardly when there is exposition or to throw away her life fighting the Naz.

BJ then has the ridiculous task of breaking into a high security jail to rescue dangerous prisoners, some of which have been there for over 14 years as well. (Here's looking at you Angus.) Instead of being worked to death in some prison, or gassed as dangerous POW.

Then #DestroyLondon. No really, just blow the shit out of it. Fuck it. Get some suicide bombing action going on, because nothing says new and British like suicide bombings with cars. #72Virgins You steal some choppahs (Arnie would be proud) and find out the Germans can't make good concrete. (Nevermind why the German's wouldn't have a precious R&D facility inside the Reich, they decided to give Mosely a goodboy project as PM it seems.)

Then you go to the concentration camp in Croatia, (Lebensraum is further east, but who cares Croatia it is, nevermind that the Ustase helped the SS, so it was never occupied territory but oh damn history... Not today nerds!)

Never mind the Kommandant is the character of a gay evil German you'd see in a pantomime, but the fact that there were still Jews in existence in the 1960 era post world conquest German Reich. Now don't even bother asking yourself why the Rabbi with his access to this treasure trove of secret technology hadn't attempted to actually use if for the preservation of his race or the allies for that matter prior to them losing the war completely. Instead turns out the Nazi's got there hands on it, because mechanization and Darkworld Gods weren't enough for the Reich Wehrmarcht.

Then you go to the Moon, which is the most fun aspect of the game, even if it's a bit ridiculous as well, it's less ridiculous than other aspects. Then you rescue your friends, give Caroline Becker her Ironman suit. (Again where was this tech when the 6 million, oy vey.) Fight your old friendo in a robot. (Not really a reveal, that poor bastards wasted 15 years as a brain in a jar to be a sub-boss at best shoehorned in the end of the game. Plus for me it was never morally ambiguous, since the kid was more annoying than Angus. And Angus ultimately was more useful, them's the breaks in war Rookie.)

Then you fight your seemingly immortal enemy Mr. German Scientist No Good Very Bad Bad Evil Science Guy.
His name is Deathshead after all, and he seems to have a budget that would rival anything even the most elite parts of the SS would have, even having his own fortress n shit. (Again, the German economy prior to 1939's declaration of war was set to go into a recession, as the Reich's economic mismanagement started to strain the pre-war economy, and this was a Germany that still had to resort to rationing and ersatz products in order to meet the daily demands of the working population for goods and services. Hence the reasoning behind Lebensraum in the first place.)

It's Man V Mecha German. You kill him obviously, and then just as old man Blazkowizc who gets a grenade to the face, a previous deep stab wound near the heart, multiple bullet wounds, burns, lacerations, is about to snuff it finally.

BJ crawls on.... probably fondly remembering that time he banged Anya in the headquarters with everyone else around being able to hear, cause that wasn't weird at all. Nor the fact that she's a serial Nazi killer who aborted a Reich's fetus, because getting dicked by numerous Nazi's didn't make her skin crawl, but the actual act of conception was too much for her to handle.

He then recites the patriotic poem New Colossus, well the only part anyone ever seems to care about, "Give us your sick, your poor, blah blah," cause America and Progress then they launch a nuke at him to blow up Dr. Yodels magic castle .

Anyone who could look at that plot and not raise an eyebrow would have to be certifiably retarded, and I enjoyed the actual game.

I was never able to bring myself to play New Colossus, because of all the wokeness that came out during it's release. There were/are better games available and more worthy of my time and attention.
 
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What's a Jewish weapon of mass destruction? Paying %29.99 APR on a credit card?

No, there is a secret Jewish cabal with magic super science trying to guide humanity to a future based around free trade and a single government....

Yeah... that was canon.
 
Well yeah, but I never get any sort of wokeness bs with this game. You just got two crazy bitches who mostly take their dads believes to an extreme level, despite that BJ himself is a fuckin nutjob. But I just find it kinda funny how whenever machine games makes fun of one of the groups (be it this, new Collosus or Doom Eternal) people are just raising their pitch forks and going about politics, while the middle crowd mostly cares about the gameplay an story itself being solid enough.
So now that the game's been out for a while; Was the gameplay and story solid enough? I'm more curious about your opinion than anyone else's.
 
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