Wolfenstein: Youngblood - The Psycho Daughters of Blazkowicz

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how do you screw up simple a idea/series like this?, like one thing i would have thought would be interesting to see is how italy,vichy,spain etc. would be and look in this timeline, it would introduce new characters and enemy types, maybe a dabbing of gray morality here and there, and just a general expansion of the world. instead we get this shit.
 
CWCissey said:
Disgusting decrepit Hitler works fine, IF YOU LET HIM BECOME A MOTHERFUCKING ROBOT IN THE SEQUEL.
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Not having a Robo-Hitler boss fight in the next Wolfenstein would just be flat-out blasphemy and a wasted moment. If they ever put in the fake Hitlers that spew fireballs in the next game, they better put in a power-armored Hitler with four miniguns.

TheGreatCitracett said:
Looks like they slipped in a Trump reference:
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Orange man bad. Not bad enough to be Hitler, not smart enough to be a Nazi, but bad nonetheless.
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While it could no doubt be a Trump reference, it could also be a bit of a Berlin Wall reference though I can admit, I might just be the only one seeing that, especially since the game takes place in the 80's.
 
If they included the mecha Hitler boss fight with BJ, it would be done through the same woke lens and bad gameplay they have in this game. The joke about the game including an orange haired business man named Chump who wants to "make the reich great again" doesn't seem far fetched to me.

If you were in charge of making a co-op Wolfenstein game set in the 80s, how would you do it?
 
Judge Dredd said:
If they included the mecha Hitler boss fight with BJ, it would be done through the same woke lens and bad gameplay they have in this game. The joke about the game including an orange haired business man named Chump who wants to "make the reich great again" doesn't seem far fetched to me.

If you were in charge of making a co-op Wolfenstein game set in the 80s, how would you do it?
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By not making this garbage
 
Judge Dredd said:
If you were in charge of making a co-op Wolfenstein game set in the 80s, how would you do it?
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Set it in Russia (let's see how this timeline affected the Commies) have a soundtrack similar to what they did in The New Order, but rather than The German Beatles, have like German New Order and Adam Ant and shit. 99 Luftbaloons is a must.

Final boss is Mecha Hitler, or the gene-Hitler as mentioned in this thread earlier and there's also a running storyline of BJ pondering if his actions are being exploited unfairly by some at home.
 
Judge Dredd said:
If you were in charge of making a co-op Wolfenstein game set in the 80s, how would you do it?
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Firstly, I would have twins but not two girls. One of them would be a boy, B.J. Jr, as a way to reference Commander Keen while also keeping in line with the new continuity. The other can be a girl but it doesn't matter to me.

I would also do a pass the torch kind of deal; B.J.'s getting old so he entrusts the future of the world to his kids. His kids meanwhile struggle to create an identity of their own, after all it isn't easy having a legendary Nazi hunter as your father. Maybe have one or both of them desire a different path in life outside of Nazi killing. And since Mecha Hitler hasn't been a thing yet, I would cap the game off with father and children facing off against him, since he's too powerful for even two Blazkowiczes to defeat.
 
How bad is this really? I found a copy for $15 and was thinking about buying it for some mindless entertainment until Code Vein and Death Stranding come out but every review is either a polygon style "ugly Jewish lesbians 10/10 best game ever." Or "reeeeeeee! Feeeeemales! 0/10" by gamergate losers.
 
Ruin said:
How bad is this really? I found a copy for $15 and was thinking about buying it for some mindless entertainment until Code Vein and Death Stranding come out but every review is either a polygon style "ugly Jewish lesbians 10/10 best game ever." Or "reeeeeeee! Feeeeemales! 0/10" by gamergate losers.
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The game goes from too easy to die in 1 hit from an enemy 100m away unless you pay us goy
 
Ruin said:
How bad is this really? I found a copy for $15 and was thinking about buying it for some mindless entertainment until Code Vein and Death Stranding come out but every review is either a polygon style "ugly Jewish lesbians 10/10 best game ever." Or "reeeeeeee! Feeeeemales! 0/10" by gamergate losers.
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I think the fact that you can already get the game half off after a couple of weeks says it all.
 
....Wait a second.

I remember during New Colossus, some Kiwi (I think it was @Solzhenitsyn) said something along the lines of Beej's wife constantly being in combat was going to cause them brain damage.

.....Mother of god, that wasn't a joke.
 
Jaimas said:
....Wait a second.

I remember during New Colossus, some Kiwi (I think it was @Solzhenitsyn) said something along the lines of Beej's wife constantly being in combat was going to cause them brain damage.

.....Mother of god, that wasn't a joke.
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I still maintain that it's autism caused by B.J. and Anya being old by the time they had kids (B.J. was 49 and Anya was 37).
 
Baldur's Gait said:
I still maintain that it's autism caused by B.J. and Anya being old by the time they had kids (B.J. was 49 and Anya was 37).
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How about a little of column A and a little of column B?

Being conceived at that age probably didn't do them any favors, but that horseshit Anya pulled likely rattled their brains up

Or maybe the whole thing was the writers trying way too hard to make the twins into "woke" power fantasies for people that see "Nazis" around every corner. I don't quite know what it is, but regardless I kinda hope they get killed offscreen in the next game (or better yet, just write the whole thing off as BJ having a bad LSD trip after TNC).
 
Baldur's Gait said:
I still maintain that it's autism caused by B.J. and Anya being old by the time they had kids (B.J. was 49 and Anya was 37).
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Nah, it's the chemicals the Nazis put in the water in the poorer districts to make the revolutionaries less effective.

Not only might it make them gay, but incestuous as well. Only the frogs will tell.
 
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