Wizardchan

[Watcher]

i can't help but wonder what situation these "wizards'" parents are in. do they simply not give a crap about what their offspring do behind their closed anime-poster-covered doors? do they not question when their son asks them to buy a 100-dollar japanese love pillow thing-y? eesh, do not want.

A lot of these people have or want to have welfare. So they don't have to ask for sex toys and vidya.

 

[Springblossom]

i can't help but wonder what situation these "wizards'" parents are in. do they simply not give a crap about what their offspring do behind their closed anime-poster-covered doors? do they not question when their son asks them to buy a 100-dollar japanese love pillow thing-y? eesh, do not want.

A lot of these people have or want to have welfare. So they don't have to ask for sex toys and vidya.

There's also a fair chunk that 'work from home' or that have some shitty entry-level job they hate because NORMIES.

Again, hypocrisy; they talk about THOSE JEWISH DESIRES that normies have, but then they bitch about not getting enough money. I honestly would like to see a society designed by wizards, just to see how insane and unsustainable their proposals and ideas would be.

 

[Watcher]

Again, hypocrisy; they talk about THOSE JEWISH DESIRES that normies have, but then they bitch about not getting enough money. I honestly would like to see a society designed by wizards, just to see how insane and unsustainable their proposals and ideas would be.

It wouldn't last very long because there's a strict no succubus policy and a no work policy, so it'd last... a few hours before one of them realizes he can just steal stuff from all the other virgins.

 

[Foulmouth]

Again, hypocrisy; they talk about THOSE JEWISH DESIRES that normies have, but then they bitch about not getting enough money. I honestly would like to see a society designed by wizards, just to see how insane and unsustainable their proposals and ideas would be.

It wouldn't last very long because there's a strict no succubus policy and a no work policy, so it'd last... a few hours before one of them realizes he can just steal stuff from all the other virgins.

Lord of the Flies , but everyone is Piggy.

 

[Springblossom]

Again, hypocrisy; they talk about THOSE JEWISH DESIRES that normies have, but then they bitch about not getting enough money. I honestly would like to see a society designed by wizards, just to see how insane and unsustainable their proposals and ideas would be.

It wouldn't last very long because there's a strict no succubus policy and a no work policy, so it'd last... a few hours before one of them realizes he can just steal stuff from all the other virgins.

They'd try to set up some compound consisting entirely of grubby basements out in the middle of nowhere like a cult. Once the wizards migrated there, it'd last maybe a day before one of them stole the main router and ran off with it, cutting off their internet.

Then in about a month, the police would raid the place and find out the wizards had all either been kicked out for normalfaggotry or starved to death in their basements.

 

[Watcher]

Psychiatrists just wanna turn you into normies

http://wizardchan.org/wiz/res/34858.html

Why are psychologists and psychiatrists so shit?

I understand that all they want to do is turn you into a normie but they could at least do better at it or be more subtle about it.

It is just a job. Like a prositute. They do not give a fuck. At least most of them, of course…

In the case of psychologists, simple. They just want your money.

It is a professional who receives money to artificially make you feel better, feigning interest while actually do not giving a shit about you. They usually charge per hour.

Do you know other profession who fits this description?

I think that for the most part people here care more about a fellow wizard or wizard apprentice and can offer better help then any psychiatrist. I have yet to find any psychiatrist that can actually relate to my life the way a fellow wizard can. It seems like I have paid allot of money in the past just to have someone ask me what I think I should do to improve myself and that question is insulting to me, Upon telling them that they will then tell me that I'm being irrational. Not only do they not give a fuck but they probably go home and make fun of their clients to their friends and family's.

I think the problem with psychiatrists for us is that they are trained to deal with people who want to be 'normal'. If you reject societies bullshit they don't know wtf to do with you.

This is a really sad topic in general mostly because a lot of these people just don't really understand what's wrong with them and expect a psychiatrist to magically fix them.

 

[Henshua]

I think that for the most part people here care more about a fellow wizard or wizard apprentice and can offer better help then any psychiatrist. I have yet to find any psychiatrist that can actually relate to my life the way a fellow wizard can. It seems like I have paid allot of money in the past just to have someone ask me what I think I should do to improve myself and that question is insulting to me, Upon telling them that they will then tell me that I'm being irrational. Not only do they not give a fuck but they probably go home and make fun of their clients to their friends and family's.

Yeah man, remember that thread where a wizard was improving his life with psychotherapy and all the other wizards gave him tons of support and advice, and how heart-warming and understanding the community was?

Ah, right, no, they called him a normie fag.

brb laughing at the impressive amount of delusion packed into one paragraph.



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[Springblossom]

I think that for the most part people here care more about a fellow wizard or wizard apprentice and can offer better help then any psychiatrist. I have yet to find any psychiatrist that can actually relate to my life the way a fellow wizard can. It seems like I have paid allot of money in the past just to have someone ask me what I think I should do to improve myself and that question is insulting to me, Upon telling them that they will then tell me that I'm being irrational. Not only do they not give a fuck but they probably go home and make fun of their clients to their friends and family's.

Yeah man, remember that thread where a wizard was improving his life with psychotherapy and all the other wizards gave him tons of support and advice, and how heart-warming and understanding the community was?

Ah, right, no, they called him a normie fag.

brb laughing at the impressive amount of delusion packed into one paragraph.



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I love this community. It makes me feel so much better about myself. Feel free to quote that, Wizardchan.

Seriously, though, it's one of the most unsupportive communities I've ever seen. It's treated like an echo chamber; you talk about your problems, and everyone says 'that feel' and spews dumb memes everywhere (by the way, glass eye dog is the stupidest shit I've ever seen). If you choose to actually be helpful or improve yourself, you get called 'filthy normie scum' and get the banhammer.

 

[exball]

Three wizards walk into a bar. A hambeast, a fedora wearing brony, and a suspected pedophile. A lady offers to fuck one of them if they kill the other two. Who wins?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Three wizards walk into a bar. A hambeast, a fedora wearing brony, and a suspected pedophile. A lady offers to fuck one of them if they kill the other two. Who wins?

What's saying they aren't all the same guy. Like in Alabama, if a guy shows you his wife and his cousin, there might only be one woman there.

 

[Springblossom]

Three wizards walk into a bar. A hambeast, a fedora wearing brony, and a suspected pedophile. A lady offers to fuck one of them if they kill the other two. Who wins?

Excuse me, three WIZARDS walk into a BAR?! No self-respecting wizard would go to such a den of normalfaggotry and depravity. Furthermore, no true wizard would ever harm another wizard to please a filthy whoring succubus. Stupid normalfag, you're so obvious. Reported.

 

[Silver]

Psychiatrists just wanna turn you into normies

[several quotes]

as someone in uni to be a music therapist
this makes me a sad panda

 

[c-no]

Three wizards walk into a bar. A hambeast, a fedora wearing brony, and a suspected pedophile. A lady offers to fuck one of them if they kill the other two. Who wins?

None of them would win because they won't bother unless the woman was either underaged, looked like an animu character, looked like a pony, or any combination of the above. Then the wizrards would try to kill each other for the china of "Miku Twilight Sparkle Hatsune the ten year old." only for the cops to come in and arrest the surviving wizard.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Psychiatrists just wanna turn you into normies

[several quotes]

as someone in uni to be a music therapist
this makes me a sad panda

As someone with an ounce of sense it makes me a sad panda.

 

[Springblossom]

Psychiatrists just wanna turn you into normies

[several quotes]

as someone in uni to be a music therapist
this makes me a sad panda

As someone with an ounce of sense it makes me a sad panda.

As a functioning human being, it makes me a sad panda.

 

[Fialovy]

 

[DrChristianTroy]

 

[Springblossom]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/65895.html

This is one of the pettiest, most pathetic 'anti-society' acts I've seen in a while. Read that post in your whiniest voice.

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/65899.html

Why do these loveshy types put so much emphasis on height? Dumb question: because it gives them yet another excuse about why their lives are shit. If making excuses was a career, these guys would be at the top of their field.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/65895.html

This is one of the pettiest, most pathetic 'anti-society' acts I've seen in a while. Read that post in your whiniest voice.

Yeah, fight the Normies power! That sure makes you look so edgy and sure makes girls want to have you, right?

Hell, even his wizard fellows are telling him that what he did was shit and he should feel like shit.

 

[Foulmouth]

Why do these loveshy types put so much emphasis on height? Dumb question: because it gives them yet another excuse about why their lives are shit. If making excuses was a career, these guys would be at the top of their field.

Height is something they can achieve without getting off their fat arses and leaving the basement.