😵‍💫 Skitzocow William Wuertenberg / America's Uncle / Burt TV - King Burt of Lala Land and on the Psychotic meds.

[Randell Corgon]

Meet William Bernard Wuertenberg who lives in Bonne Terre, MO 63628, USA and uploads videos on a daily basis: He doxed himself on Google+
Contact him here: wuertenberg@gmail.com


He is psychotic and thinks he hears voices from God asking him to make these videos.
I keep an eye on many weird/odd Youtubers and this one happened to stand out from the rest.
I started this off as a PM chain but after seeing his videos I decided it was time for a thread.

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LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/william-wuertenberg-a5079b88
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/wmwuertenberg
Abandond Twitter: https://twitter.com/wbw1968
Google+: https://plus.google.com/117963148478487782107 http://archive.is/0nTnF
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/WilliamBernardWuertenbergII

Once upon a time in no man's land there lived a sleeping King and his sleeping wife in a land of the Druids,Ferries,Leprechauns,Gnomes,Unicorn's and Genies outside of the Enchanted Forrest I came riding on my Pink Psychedelic Unicorn named Bob to rescue Princess Maynard from her slumbers the King's daughter being a prince from the underwater mythical land known as Atlantis I possessed the power within me to free the sleeping giants and fight and slay the Fire Breathing Dragons and become a knight known only as Sir William Bernard until the day arose when I overcame and murdered the king and his kinfolk to take the throne myself as King Burt of Lala Land I renamed No Man's land to Lala Land once I had seized the palace and taken over as the new king I murdered the family of royalty with my swords and daggers and drunk their blood!I was murdered myself many years later and sent to Hell but no grave could imprison my body and Hell could not imprison my soul I rose from the Ashes of Hell to seek vengeance on all my foes and to become one with God!

"BURT TUBE formally BURT TV is about being outrageous in a nut shell it is good old fashioned down to Earth shock value nothing more nothing less it is something I only do on YouTube except some of my posts on my Facebook page is to get people in a uproar in real life I am respectful to others and a bit shy if someone is a born again christian and I know it I try to respect them in person and not curse!My father was a christian I was raised in the church first as a catholic than as a non denominational so I clean up my act in person unless someone pisses me off!On YouTube I do what my fans and subscribers expect in person you'd be surprised in my more respectful demeanor it is whom I am alcohol brings out the true person but for me my YouTube channel brings me out 100% no holds barred!"

Puking

I am a Harvard University Man!

I need this tool to see my dick,my penis! Melissa Masson who goes by the fake name of Sasha Rose on Facebook I've reported her multiple times and Facebook does nothing but they penalize me for my posts anyway Melissa Masson bought it for me when she was my girlfriend so I could always see my cock to know I was a real man!

Me Peeing

Sweet Dreams

His hobbies:

https://www.diabetesdaily.com/forum/type-1-diabetes/91851-hey-has-been-while/

He is recently getting into a fight with this Natalie Hawkins:

These are also more exmaples:

He is highly into fantasy:

He also uploaded a video of himself on the toilet:

 

[Loxiozzz]

...can you change the bright yellow and green text plz? Kinda hard to read.

How old is this man?

 

[kcbbq]

More autism colors, please. Post isn't autism enough.

 

[Randell Corgon]

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William will be active for awhile. Also fixed the OP.

"It does no good to beat up on people I just finished watching Prince Magnum's video called "In your face showing tough love " basically a young snot nosed punk kid named Jim Bynd was being rude & disrespectful to Prince Magnum as many of you are aware he and I and I'm talking about Prince Magnum he & I are good friends. I took care of that situation with home health i think they got my point but just in case not only is she receiving this email so is Prince Magnum so he can hold for now but Princeter just in case keep ready in case the In your face home health video becomes necessary it isn't now but hold that thought just in case. I called my therapist Pastor Steve Clevenger at his church number left a message with my home phone number he called me back I gave him a prayer request for Sunday. I couldn't get a hold of Terri Patterson at A Horizon of Hope I tried.I try to help my ex girlfriend Linda Sheridan as you can see in this video I dispense her cigarettes to her cause her brother Eric Sheridan wants me too my goal is to help Linda have or gain the self confidence to not smoke up a carton of cigarettes in a day I have 100% faith in her she can acquire this skill! So basically pretty much Natalie Hawkins learned her lesson I schooled her not to fuck with me! What she's doing is copy katting off of Amy Keller but she's doing it the wrong way she Natalie Hawkins is trying to bully it I am not afraid to tell Natalie Hawkins to go fuck herself and Amy Keller knew I want afraid to tell her to do the same that's why Amy Keller knew how to do it with positive results and Natalie Hawkins will eventually just end up pissing me off trying to copycat Amy Keller learn from a master Natalie learn from a master!"

I am a type 1 juvenile diabetic insulin dependent and I had a stroke at age 26 and a heart attack at age 40!

I like loving on my invisible imaginary duck Mr. Quacks he wears a tuxedo and a top hat with a monocle over his left eye I love you too Mr. Quacks aaaaaaawwwww he really quacks me up calling my psychiatrist a quack! Monkeys are breeding in outer space I know I've been on the mother ship! Cheeseburgers are telepathic and will one day rule the world my psychiatrist is a quack! I am the queen of Ohio!Cleveland Rocks!

BURT TV proudly introduces a new Burt Wuertenberg character move over Biker Bob make way for "The Rocker "!

 

[January Cyst]

He's kinda like a more insane and less mobile Fedsmoker.
William should get his shit together and hit the road to expose some babyrapers.

 

[Randell Corgon]

Favorite Burt TV Character:

Also more added to the OP:

Uploaded a few minutes ago:

 

[D. Sweatshirt]

How exceptional.

 

[Randell Corgon]

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We went to an unsuspected involuntary participants home while filming BURT TV and told them they won a free contest where BURT TV films from their home. The lady said she's never won anything before. What a surprise we had in store for her cause BURT TV is positively disturbing television at it's worse.....um I meant at it's best being the worse!

For @SolidMario and @DarthChaos

This is the YouTube video everyone will be talking about! You'll laugh (Hahahahehehoho) you'll cry (Boo hoo hoo) you'll cheer (Hooray) you'll be talking about it at the water cooler in the gym in prison at the courthouse everywhere people go this is the YouTube video everyone will be talking about!

 

[Kartoffel]

It would greatly help the readability of your texts if you would skip the random colors and just stick to the default color. Why do you even use these? They add absolutely nothing to the experience of this cow; and in the case that there is a relevance, then you would be as much effective by only using the colors to accentuate the relevant parts.
The red you currently use is really awful in the dark theme - but hey, if you are not actually interested in people discussing that cow with you, keep on going.

 

[Randell Corgon]

It would greatly help the readability of your texts if you would skip the random colors and just stick to the default color. Why do you even use these? They add absolutely nothing to the experience of this cow; and in the case that there is a relevance, then you would be as much effective by only using the colors to accentuate the relevant parts.
The red you currently use is really awful in the dark theme - but hey, if you are not actually interested in people discussing that cow with you, keep on going.

Don't know how many people use the light theme so I wanted to use a color all can read.

 

[Kartoffel]

Don't know how many people use the light theme so I wanted to use a color all can read.

The light theme simply uses another color as the default one, so if you just stick to the default your text will stay readable.

You don't need to change the color; the only reason is that you a) either have a annoying stick like @Cyan or you b) make some point with it. You don't neither. So do your credibility a favour and remove all unessescary colors (you probably need to go into bb code mode for that and remove all color tags by hand, because you can't choose "default" as a color in the rich text editor mode). Color is a powerful tool to get attention, therefore it should be used sparingly unless you want to look ridicolous.

 

[Randell Corgon]

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In this video I'm giving Linda Sheridan a care package cause she recently moved into her apartment on Wednesday February 1,2017 so I try to help her out!

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Don't fuck with me Natalie Hawkins. Don't fuck with me! I asked Prince Magnum to do an "In your face" video on Natalie Hawkins aka Natalie Archer who is Sgt. Ben Adams cousin basically Natalie Hawkins saw Amy Keller tell me not to put names in videos so Natalie Hawkins is being a fucking cunt about it so Prince Magnum who used to be a CMT Certified Med Tech. said legally unless I signed a paper not to which I did not and Natalie Hawkins knew prior of BURT TV she was one of my subscribers at one time and the video in question was removed by me at her request plus it's her company Premiere Home Health to see to it i get my psychotropic shot for my psychosis and she can't get anyone to do that until Tuesday so she's putting my mental health in jeopardy she's trying to get her bosses to fire me as a client you know these Goddamn Mother Fucking Country Fuck Hicks they aren't worth shit want to start shit with us city folks I ain't the fucking one!

Lol William even posted this as a comment in his video too since obviously the description wasn't enough.

Also more from his Google+

Edit: I have removed and fixed the colors on the OP

"Me getting out of therapy at Horizon of Hope in Farmington,MO. I am trying I am trying really hard and I am trying to be cooperative in every way!"

"Not as if the Bonne Terre police will ever apologize to me....lord knows they owe me one badly!"

 

[AnOminous]

I'm frankly amazed the cops have never beat the fuck out of this guy.

 

[Randell Corgon]

I'm frankly amazed the cops have never beat the fuck out of this guy.

He's lucky his caretaker didn't get to it first.

 

[Yaks]

Reminds me of a less dangerous (and more cognizant version) of my pal David Ness Jr. They should have been pals if David wasn't in custody for terrorist charges.

 

[Randell Corgon]

I will call my one & only witness to the stand in any court of law! My lord and savior Jesus Christ witnessed and saw it all I will call him as my witness in court as I witness for the lord!

Hanging at Linda Sheridan's apartment in Bonne Terre,MO. and Natalie Hawkins of Premiere Home Health sent me a 21 day notice letter but I done fired them!

And so the little chicken said to the bigger chicken my breast is whiter white meat than yours and so the coyote came and ate them both and said the bigger chicken's breast was more whiter white meat definitely the bigger chicken!

I dig sunsets they're far out groovy so Linda Sheridan and I decided to watch the sunset in the evening Bonne Terre,MO. skies.

As always I don't lie I don't bluff and I don't bullshit unlike these dumb ass hick country fucks who all do Chris Ortmann of A1 Homecare and Prince Magnum of the Prince Magnum YouTube channel are aware of this now so are you if something should happen to me it was a setup by Natalie Hawkins! Video up soon on this telling everyone if something should happen to me it was a setup by Natalie Hawkins of Premiere Home Health there was no need for Terri Patterson to say anything to Natalie Hawkins what I told Pastor Steve was now taken out of context! A video for leverage for my protection is uploading to my YouTube channel BURT TV as we speak!

More from his Google+

Start your day the BURT TV way

I'm feeling better the insulin is kicking in from earlier I went outside saw Bud McCullen walking down the street here on Buchheit.

We caught Burt Wuertenberg in restful slumbers.

Bartholomew the Dork!

OK I am tired of the police down here being "Paid Bullies " if someone thinks outside the box they don't like it down here and all police officers in the USA are civil servants paid to serve and protect and to perform civil duties and Bruce is harmless. Actually anyone who thinks differently than these country fucks down here are considered a threat I'm considered a threat cause of my way of thinking it's like that old folk song from the 1970's by Mason Profit called "Two Hangman " so the seeds of thought can't spread by all means the thought of individuals having free thought just sucks!
The Bonne Terre Police keep picking on my friend Bruce it seriously needs to stop I say so!

For many some are most likely thinking the last video was a bit uncalled for but I don't think it was I may of went about it the wrong way as I Burt Wuertenberg sometimes do but it was called for 100% when I see a friend being wronged especially by crooked ass cops and I am not really too fond of cops anyway it was called for 100%! Also in this video I talk a bit about Bruce as well as Ervin Joe Grisham and Iphones because in my opinion Iphones are no better than Androids they're just higher priced so people can act all snooty and say I got an Iphone and you got an Android.....Well I got a size 13 and a half wide do you want it stuck up your ass to all these snooty people with their Iphones who think they're superior to the rest of us. Oh by the way...... I love my Android fuck all Iphones!

My outgoing telephone voicemail message on how I'm King Burt and you're not!

Leave........I'm going to bed! My favorite of all places to be!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP_npiSQo40
I mention Bonne Terre City Hall in this video and the flyers in 2011 about the tap water coming from the lead mines and the EPA failing the water system it's the least I could do! I cook Linda & myself my homemade old fashioned potato chips from scratch my secret ingredient don't tell anyone..... I use potatoes!

 

[Randell Corgon]

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My YouTube channel the BURT TV YouTube channel has reached 150 subscribers which I told my buddy Prince Magnum of the Prince Magnum YouTube channel and he is not far behind me at all so Prince Magnum told me to celebrate so I'm watching TV in the evening on MeTV as I sometimes do i also watch Antenna TV cause I like old retro TV shows but tonight I celebrated with a cup of coffee McDaniels brand coffee from Save A Lot the red label it has caffeine and I usually use either French Vanilla or Hazelnut non dairy creamers now that's a celebration

My ex imaginary girlfriend oh you mean you can see her too well maybe she's not imaginary after all so my ex girlfriend Linda Sheridan and myself Captain Awesome disguised as mild mannered Burt Wuertenberg watching the classic 1960's TV show "Hogan's Heroes" in my living room of my apartment.

 

[Ravenor]

Hi,

This is Ravenor your friendly neighbourhood moderator, please don't text wall with non-standard colours the default colours read find on the light and dark themes. If you're worried about the legibility of your content others will let you know when you've done goofed as already seen.

If you have any questions drop me or the mods a PM, but for now I'm happy to let this thread continue as this guy seems thread worthy.

Happy posting,
Ravenor.

 

[AnOminous]

Does he have one blue eye and one brown eye?

Also, why the fuck does he look so unhealthy? I've seen cancer patients who look healthier.

 

[jenffer a jay]

here is a update this info i found about him is his newst video that came out just a few day ago i look he just dox himself my the look of this here read this
Published on Feb 28, 2018
Feed the multitudes with bread, fish & wine! Breaking bread with my foes & enemies so that we might be blessed beyond great expectations of mankind!Feed the people the man of the bread keeper of the wine & fishermen of the fish!Let no man go hungry!
Gary Oliver of MO. Dept. of Health & Senior Services informed me & Amber Jaster of A1 Home Care (573)-358-7755 Mr. Oliver's phone number is (573)-431-0361 he told us that the city of Bonne Terre,MO. owns the Bonne Terre Senior Apartments (573)-358-3088 ran by Mrs. Carolyn Kaeser & they let a dope dealer named Kenny Arnold live there on your federal tax dollar cause his mom Linda Lenore Sheridan receives Federal Subsidized Rent through the USDA Rural Development
Missouri
Jeff Case, State Director
601 Business Loop 70 West
Parkade Center, Suite 235
Columbia, MO 65203
Voice: (573) 876-0976
Fax: (855) 830-0684
www.rd.usda.gov/mo
and the city of Bonne Terre allows this to go on!
Hey, you dumb ass White Mother Fuckers Rednecks, Please donate to the NAACP, The Urban League, ACLU & The United Negro College Fund cause equality is job one especially you Whitey's you know... You White Ass People! You Crackas!
Sincerely,
Mr. William Bernard Wuertenberg II
Aka Burt Wuertenberg
Sir William Bernard
Knighted by King Arthur in 498 AD!
I was sent here through a Time Warp in the Time-Space Continuum in a rip in the fabric of time so that classifies me as the very first-time traveler!I was sent to your modern days only as an observer and not a participant whatsoever at all!I believe it was evil sorcery by Merlin who is the Evil Wizard of Wizardry in 498 AD which is my time I am Sir William Bernard! I come before you in seek of an audience!

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I'd like this opportunity to thank my Lord & Savior Jesus Christ!
I would like to thank Prince Magnum of the Prince Magnum YouTube channel https://www.youtube.com/user/princema... for all of his kind support.
ABOUT ME,
REAL NAME:
William Bernard Wuertenberg II
NICKNAME:
Burt Wuertenberg
D.O.B. July,3rd,1968
Gender/Race Male/Caucasian
Eye color Right eye Blue, Left Eye Brown
Birthplace St.Louis, MO.
Hometown Overland, MO.
Lives now in ???????????????, MO.
Parents The now Deceased and Late Joseph & Jane Wuertenberg
Siblings Barb Hoeckelmann, Linda Steiner (RIP) Ervin Tobler (RIP) Joey Wuertenberg, and Dawn Mulderig
I'm dying and am in piss poor health so I have a nurse from A1 Homecare in Bonne Terre, MO. if you live in these Missouri counties St. Francois, Ste. Genevieve, Washington, Jefferson, Iron, Perry or Madison call A1Homecare (573)-358-7755 BURT- TV does not usually endorse a company or product it goes against this channels ethics but we will endorse A1 Homecare!
Sincerely,
William Bernard Wuertenberg II
Aka Burt Wuertenberg
CEO, President, Founder & Proud "Owner of BURT TV®™"
©2018 BURT- TUBE®™ ©2018 BURT TV ®™ BURT TUBE of BURT TV Inc. An Insane Production / I made this mess myself Production St. Louis, MO. 63114 all rights reserved.
Bonne Terre, Missouri Proud Home of BURT- TV
.©2018 BURT- TV ®™An Insane Production /©2018 BURT- TV ®™ I made this mess myself Production all rights reserved.LET'S ALL KISS A BANANA

and here is video from his new burt tv from you tube https://youtu.be/e33lXvh9ELQ