💀 Horrorcow William Theodore Rosenberg / Boaman5435

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Merciful heavens, most people have at least one or two politicians they don't like, but you can't just want to off them! :c
 
Sailor_Jupiter said:
Merciful heavens, most people have at least one or two politicians they don't like, but you can't just want to off them! :c
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Most people at some point say they'd like to take an axe to so-and-so, but 9 times out of 10 they're just exaggerating things and wouldn't really kill them.

This fat little tard though is that one person that really means it.

WhoopieDoo said:
That's my response to much of the content on this website, and I suspect − dread − that the answer may be "no".
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The answer is almost always "no". It's a wide world and people believe all kinds of weird and dumb shit, just look at some of the Rat Kings we've chronicled.
 
He got a new snake, a Reticulated Python. Hoping she isn't neglected like his last snakes were.

 
Reticulated python? You mean one of the largest snakes in the fucking world?
Jesus Christ it's gonna grow huge and he's probably gonna keep it in the same tiny tank forever
 
Bugaboo said:
Reticulated python? You mean one of the largest snakes in the fucking world?
Jesus Christ it's gonna grow huge and he's probably gonna keep it in the same tiny tank forever
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It's a Dwarf one apparently. Those can still feesibly get pretty big.
 
Bugaboo said:
Reticulated python? You mean one of the largest snakes in the fucking world?
Jesus Christ it's gonna grow huge and he's probably gonna keep it in the same tiny tank forever
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That is, if it doesn't get pissed off and squeeze the life out him for groping it and slobbering on it like a retard.
 
With the death of carpet Python Jesus, it looks like it's time for Saint articulated Python Peter to step up to the plate.
 
Count groudon said:
With the death of carpet Python Jesus, it looks like it's time for Saint articulated Python Peter to step up to the plate.
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You know what? No. Forget Christian mythology. I want Pythodin to come back from the dead and use the knowledge gleaned from the snakey afterlife to carve serpetine runes into this fat bastard's arms with his teeth that compel him to realize he's not fit to care for a pet rock, let alone an exotic pet.
 
I didn't even watch the video and now I just did and I can't take anything he says seriously because he sounds literally retarded

e: I wonder where he's getting this shit from. Presumably his parents.
 
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I have a few rescue snakes..the last one i got was a king snake that a 14 yro was putting cigarettes out on..looked a lot like this twonk..
 
GandT said:
He sounds so smugly proud of putting the word 'Osama' alongside 'Obama' (something the Republic party tried 8 years ago). I genuinely get the impression that he thinks he's some kind of genius for noticing that they rhyme.
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I seem to remember that unlike the moron who preceded him in the White House, Obama actually had that motherfucker killed.
 
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