💀 Horrorcow William Theodore Rosenberg / Boaman5435

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That Carpet Python is now the Reptile Equivalent of Jesus for freeing all those poor snakes and lizards from that guys captivity.

He died so that they may live. Semper Fidelis Python Jesus, never forget.
 
After rewatching the video, something tells me he probably wasn't doing well in school even before the Python died.
 
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It's almost like giving a special needs kid a bunch of animals with specialized care needs was a bad idea
 
"And lo, Carpet Python Jesus did baketh in his tank, and he did suffer greatly. With his beady little snake eyes, he lifted his head towards the heavens, and spoke: 'Quetzalcoatl, if you can hear my prayers carried upon the wind, let my death not be in vain, and yea, spare my scaled brothers and sisters this gruesome fate.' And Quetzalcoatl did hear his prayers, and flew in upon the wind, whisking away Carpet Python Jesus's soul to Snake Heaven. 'My child, we shall return to punish the Potato-Faced Boy, and devour him whole, leaving him to digest in our innards for all of time. And until that day, he shall maketh videos on the YouTube about a man with hair like flaxen straw, and skin the color of red clay, and grow a stupid pube beard for the amusement of all."

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Wait did he say he made all E's? How the fuck do you make an E? Is it like the grade they give you when you're a fucking idiot but the teacher pitied you too much to fail you?
 
Who would've thought that he killed one of his snakes? Who would've thought that he would grow a neckbeard?

Also wth is a E? I have only heard of A-F where I live, I didn't even know E existed.
 
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Who would've thought that he killed one of his snakes? Who would've thought that he would grow a neckbeard?

Also wth is a E? I have only heard of A-F where I live, I didn't even know E existed.
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Back in my old grade school, classes like music and physical education were graded on a scale of Excellent - Satisfactory - Unsatisfactory. Assuming he's not so retarded he's making up grades, it's likely a simplified grading scale for sped classes.
 
I know almost nothing about the subject, but I assumed that Special Education courses have a different grading scale and that E is the lowest you can achieve.

Then again I only know about standard grades in a few states, so if he's in the Midwest or a Southern State that isn't New Mexico or Texas I really have no idea.
 
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