Will you please be my friend? - All of you please.

[Noname57]

I’ll be your friend in return.

 

[Noname57]

Of course.

*hug*

Thank you Ted
Will you please send me a message saying hi?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

What is your official position in del taco vs Taco Bell?

Taco Bell is better

 

[Noname57]

Taco Bell is better

Oh....
Well at least we can talk about punk music. Could I just wear a hoody and jeans, or are mow hawks mandatory at the venues?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Oh....
Well at least we can talk about punk music. Could I just wear a hoody and jeans, or are mow hawks mandatory at the venues?

Anything but manbuns is ok

 

[Noname57]

Anything but manbuns is ok

That’s fine. Wanna be friends?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

That’s fine. Wanna be friends?

Ok, let's go visit that punk squat by downtown, we can get in with a 12 pack of pbr and watch practice. Dave might want parliaments but I already have some

 

[Bad Gateway]

HELLO FRIENDS I like the things which you like and hate the things that yuo hate. Kamala Harris? More like Kamala NOTris ahahaha please invite me to your secret bugalow Rubecon chats so we can discuss other things we hate and the plans we are making to eliminate themI will share my guns. I am not a cop I cou;dn't say that if I was a cop but I am not a cop

 

[Noname57]

HELLO FRIENDS

Please don’t be rude

 

[Mal0]

Sure thing, and as your friend I hope your tummy stops hurting.

 

[Noname57]

I like turtles

 

[Mal0]

Me too, I’ve been eating garbage lately, which is the true reason. Thanks for being a friend. Will you please message me and say hi?

Try to eat better then. And done it, friend.

 

[stares at error messages]

I’ll be your friend in return.

I feel like your next question would be, 'if you want to keep being friends, will you going to help me bury this dead body?'.

 

[Noname57]

I feel like your next question would be, 'if you want to keep being friends, will you going to help me bury this dead body?'.

Nono, I just want someone to talk to. No corpses or vulgarity preferred.

 

[stares at error messages]

Nono, I just want someone to talk to. No corpses or vulgarity preferred.

No vulgarity you say? Maybe you should look to join a Christian organization. They're usually allergic to vulgarity.

 

[Noname57]

.

I’m just looking for friends. Will you please be my friend?

 

[d4re to .d0xx]

yes.

 

[Noname57]

.

Thank you. Will you please message me and say hi?

 

[Bob's Vagene]

I’ll be your friend in return.

Yes.

 

[Noname57]

Yes

Thank you. Will you please message me and say hi?

 

[Penis Drager]

Sure I'll be your friend, friend!
Now since we're friends, I need to borrow $10,000 for some important shit. We're friends, right?