Will you marry me?

[SandyCat]

For tax purposes. No homo.

No really, its just for tax reductions. Nothing gay about it what so ever.

We might have to kiss at the wedding because people are expecting it but its just for show and 100% not gay.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Yes, but not for tax deductions, it has to be genuine.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I’m saving myself for bachelorhood.

 

[Blouie]

No thanks, you seem like a whore.

 

[Wintersun]

I like you well enough, but not like that, sorry.

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

Getting married is neutral at best for tax purposes, I'm not sure why you'd go ahead with that.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Okay, but we have to get separate beds like in I Love Lucy.

 

[ñññ]

Sure, why not. We can always get a divorce later.

 

[Just A Butt]

Poor

But rich in spirit

me 2

so it's pass

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I hear you're black, though, so that may be an issue

@SandyCat is not black, @SandyCat is a nigger.

 

[Download This Cat]

No.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Sure, I’ll marry you. I’ll even serenade you

 

[ThicClaw]

Well ok, but only if I can have a bite of that sandwich

 

[mister meaner]

Only if you bottom

 

[TroonsDid911]

Only if you wash the fursuit on a regular basis, share your subway card, and have gay sex without ever trooning out.

Edit: Also don't make any fucking animal noises during sex or your perma-ball gagged.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

How much do you make?

 

[Shidoen]

Free chicken and some head? You’re a black women at heart anyway.

 

[Cymophane]

Okay , I like you , so this works out.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Ok, but only if we get to have lots of furry butt sex, just for taxes though, no-homo.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

no.cats are fucking gay