Will you be my valentine?

[Catler]

Surely one of you must be lonely today.

 

[Vingle]

I'm lonely, not desperate.

 

[DankSmoker]

Will you give me chocolates and champagne in return?

 

[Bartolomeow Kittensberger]

My anus is in the air, quivering and ready.

My love flaps are tingling wetly !

My prolapse puckers pungently.

Wink.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I thought you’d never ask.

 

[mister meaner]

Depends, can I put it in your butt?

 

[Catler]

Will you give me chocolates and champagne in return?

I can do some boxed wine.

Depends, can I put it in your butt?

I mean isn’t that the whole purpose of Valentine’s Day?

I thought you’d never ask.

I only just remembered what day it was before I posted, sorry brah.