Will you be my girlfriend?

[Patrick Not-Star]

I can't believe this isn't a thread yet.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

No

 

[User 204364]

Yes, I will be your girlfriend (male).

 

[Le b0wski]

No, it's too much pegging.

 

[Nice Comoesta 🔰]

If I were your girlfriend, this would be kind of shocking…

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

How much will you pay?

 

[We Are The Witches]

How much will you pay?

They're paying 1 million rupees, but you have to be their girlfriend for 3 years.

 

[Orphaned Punk]

No, I will not be your girlfriend (male).

 

[Orphaned Punk]

I can be your dog though.

 

[YWNBAM]

That depends. Can you massacre an entire town and then tell me in a low, sexy voice how you had to do it to em'?

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

That depends. Can you massacre an entire town and then tell me in a low, sexy voice how you had to do it to em'?

Are you a hybristophiliac

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

They're paying 1 million rupees, but you have to be their girlfriend for 3 years.

My Zelda wallet doesn't even go that high, no deal.

 

[YWNBAM]

Are you a hybristophiliac

Not usually, although I do have exceptions, like for some war criminals.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

if i was a girl, then yes, i would be your girlfriend. i cant stand women who are stuck up and always refuse to be a lonely guy's gf.