Will there ever be a final solution to the Gnome Question?

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Kill gnomes. Behead gnomes. Bisect gnomes with a vorpal sword. Crush gnomes with rockfall traps. Feed gnomes to gelatinous cubes. Dunk gnomes head-first into magma. Pincushion gnomes in a crossbow kill box. Leave gnome skulls on the altar of Kurtulmak. Stuff gnomes into bags of holding. Disintegrate gnomes with Tiamat's five-headed breath attack.
 
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"No fellow human, gnomes are here to stay. Now let us - I mean them - eat your victuals and steal your socks, you don't want to be anti-gnomeitic do you?
 
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