💼 Careercow Will Stancil / whstancil / stancilculture - "Vibecession" proponent and Biden booster neolib, the "chihuahua of twitter", Important Master's Degree (in Black People), chooses endurance mode "lolcowing through it" as an argument strategy, "Proud member of Do-Something Twitter", raped by Grok

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Will really is the perfect empty vessel for bad actors to pour their moronic propaganda drivel into.

All of his favorite TV shows and movies have happy endings, so why shouldn't real life (in his view anyway?)

He still genuinely believes that his antics are accomplishing anything more than hardening the hearts of his opposition.

"I'm mildly annoying ICE agents with my gay little rape whistle! I'm DOING SOMETHING!"

At this point, IF the order to open fire on his fellow commie rats ever comes down, it will be met with resounding applause.
 
behindyourightnow said:
He seems manic. He's been posting like this on Bluesky for like 24 hours:

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He says he's driving around "documenting" and "recording" ICE, and that he needs people to understand just how bad it is in Minneapolis... but he has not posted any videos.

WHERE ARE THE VIDEOS, WILL? We want to see you showing these ICE dudes who's boss by screaming at the top of your lungs about -- hey, hang on. Wait a minute.

I just thought of something. A deep, uncanny resemblance.

Hear me out:

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Nick fucking Sortor has footage of being himself pelted and harassed, where's yours Mister Stancil? There's hardly an excuse in this day and age of technology for you to not just film what you're doing, or take even take pictures, and instead he's just dumping posts on blusky pretending it means something.
ChampFantana said:
"I'm mildly annoying ICE agents with my gay little rape whistle! I'm DOING SOMETHING!"
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Naked women running around portland have had a far bigger impact then anything Will Stancil will ever achieve in the name of protest.
 
Why do people take Stancil seriously? I mean, he's for sure an actual leftist retard, but he's also for sure basically just trolling for attention most of the time. He isn't actually struggling to find a rape whistle and needing advice. No, he's not actually that dumb, even if it's fun to pretend he is.

He didn't confront ICE agents in a McDonald's and scare them off, obviously. But, to be clear, I don't mean that he's lying and that he's getting called out over it. I mean that he didn't even expect anyone to believe it to begin with. He said it purely to bait for the inevitable negative attention.

His car didn't break down while he was on an anti-ICE intervention operation. He never left his house to begin with. But pretending he left his house and then pretending he was immediately thwarted by a pothole and dealt a crippling blow is, again, just bait to get right wingers gloating.

tl;dr Stancil is like Boogie. Is he actually pathetic? Yes. But is he also lying constantly about how he's pathetic to get more negative attention? Yes.
 
behindyourightnow said:
He seems manic. He's been posting like this on Bluesky for like 24 hours:

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He says he's driving around "documenting" and "recording" ICE, and that he needs people to understand just how bad it is in Minneapolis... but he has not posted any videos.

WHERE ARE THE VIDEOS, WILL? We want to see you showing these ICE dudes who's boss by screaming at the top of your lungs about -- hey, hang on. Wait a minute.

I just thought of something. A deep, uncanny resemblance.

Hear me out:

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Drama Trauma said:
Damn, Will wants to become a whistleblower!
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ChampFantana said:
Will really is the perfect empty vessel for bad actors to pour their moronic propaganda drivel into.

All of his favorite TV shows and movies have happy endings, so why shouldn't real life (in his view anyway?)

He still genuinely believes that his antics are accomplishing anything more than hardening the hearts of his opposition.

"I'm mildly annoying ICE agents with my gay little rape whistle! I'm DOING SOMETHING!"

At this point, IF the order to open fire on his fellow commie rats ever comes down, it will be met with resounding applause.
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Will wants to look like he's helping.
With his reach and influence, Will would do more good at ONE lunch with a politician or businessman. He would help more people with a single rational, calm conversation with the people with whom we all know he has access; but is he going to do that? Nooooooo.
He WANTS to ride around in his car blasting his fanmix of personal theme songs because that feels like he's "doing something". It feels more direct and real, but really it's just for his own ego.
 
Pizdec said:
Nick fucking Sortor has footage of being himself pelted and harassed, where's yours Mister Stancil? There's hardly an excuse in this day and age of technology for you to not just film what you're doing, or take even take pictures, and instead he's just dumping posts on blusky pretending it means something.
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If anything it'd help his case and ensure they don't beat him up if any of this stupid bullshit was true. But what can we expect from a dude who got a degree in African American Studies in fuckin' Ireland? He ain't smart, and it's clear he's desperately trying to enter the Journoscum sphere given the one time he got on TV was due to them.
 
woduqu said:
Why do people take Stancil seriously? I mean, he's for sure an actual leftist retard, but he's also for sure basically just trolling for attention most of the time. He isn't actually struggling to find a rape whistle and needing advice. No, he's not actually that dumb, even if it's fun to pretend he is.

He didn't confront ICE agents in a McDonald's and scare them off, obviously. But, to be clear, I don't mean that he's lying and that he's getting called out over it. I mean that he didn't even expect anyone to believe it to begin with. He said it purely to bait for the inevitable negative attention.

His car didn't break down while he was on an anti-ICE intervention operation. He never left his house to begin with. But pretending he left his house and then pretending he was immediately thwarted by a pothole and dealt a crippling blow is, again, just bait to get right wingers gloating.

tl;dr Stancil is like Boogie. Is he actually pathetic? Yes. But is he also lying constantly about how he's pathetic to get more negative attention? Yes.
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You're giving him too much credit because your mind isn't capable of modeling a person as retarded as he is. Doesn't get more True & Honest than Will Stancil
 
Little Willy Stancil probably never had his transmission serviced because he thought servicing a tranny meant something completely different.
 
woduqu said:
Why do people take Stancil seriously?
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Literally no one takes Stancil serious. Across the political aisle, people come together to shit on Will.

On Twitter, most of the abuse comes from edgy, unemployed, right wing losers. On blue sky, most of the abuse comes from edgy, unemployed, left wing losers.
 
JustStopDude said:
Literally no one takes Stancil serious. Across the political aisle, people come together to shit on Will.

On Twitter, most of the abuse comes from edgy, unemployed, right wing losers. On blue sky, most of the abuse comes from edgy, unemployed, left wing losers.
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He’s just incredibly bulliable, so much so he brings people across the political spectrum together.

I’ve never physically bullied a single person in my life but I have this overwhelming urge to shove him into a locker.
 
NoReturn said:
With his reach and influence
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His what now? He only has reach as an internet punching bag, and he has no influence on anything, he just repeats talking points made for him by someone else, like a million other "policy wonks" on twatter. If Mecha Hitler raped him to death and took over his account, noone would notice for ages.

Actually, are we sure this didn't happen already? When's the last time anyone has actually seen him? Because LLM hallucinations would explain the sudden case of severe tumblritis.
 
Mussolini’s Merkin said:
He’s just incredibly bulliable, so much so he brings people across the political spectrum together.

I’ve never physically bullied a single person in my life but I have this overwhelming urge to shove him into a locker.
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he's a lot like Tomlinson in that way. Both are so idiotic that even their own side find them insufferable.
 
woduqu said:
His car didn't break down while he was on an anti-ICE intervention operation. He never left his house to begin with. But pretending he left his house and then pretending he was immediately thwarted by a pothole and dealt a crippling blow is, again, just bait to get right wingers gloating.
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Agreed. Now he has an excuse to shit his pants and do nothing, with a bonus excuse for doordashing tacos for the next month. If he'd had any contact at all with the Anti-ICE protesters in Minneapolis, one of them would have given him one of the thousands of free whistles floating around the city. There's plenty of swag floating around the Anti-ICE community right now.
 
Archive your shit, people.

For Bluesky posts, I recommend archiving Skyview.social, and optionally the bare post:

https://bsky.app/profile/whstancil.bsky.social/post/3mcbuafcbxs2d (archive)
https://skyview.social/?url=https://bsky.app/profile/whstancil.bsky.social/post/3mcbuafcbxs2d (archive) (mega)

You should include Skyview.social because many of the replying accounts restrict logged-out users from seeing their posts, which applies to Archive.today (I bet if Archive.today used a dummy account, folx would find out and block it). Skyview will also expand replies automatically, getting more of the conversation.

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Nobody wants to go on patrol with him, so he resorts to further begging for a reporter to join him, and sweetens the offer by fantasizing about being arrested.

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https://skyview.social/?url=https:/....bsky.social/post/3mccrgf22sc2o&viewtype=tree (archive)

This is going to be funny if DHS is laying off the agitators for now, only to goad them into posting video evidence of themselves interfering with federal law enforcement that can and will be used in a court of law.
 
EvilDroid64 said:
Nobody wants to go on patrol with him, so he resorts to further begging for a reporter to join him, and sweetens the offer by fantasizing about being arrested.

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https://skyview.social/?url=https://bsky.app/profile/whstancil.bsky.social/post/3mccrgf22sc2o&viewtype=tree (archive)

This is going to be funny if DHS is laying off the agitators for now, only to goad them into posting video evidence of themselves interfering with federal law enforcement that can and will be used in a court of law.
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Damn that is impressive! Transmission repair overnight. I'm jealous. I wish I could just drop my car off and get diagnosis, engine/transmission drop, and rebuilt overnight. He must be best friend with some mechanics.
 
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