Will smoking weed make my dog talk?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Asking for SWIM.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

no, if your dog is talking to you, that means it's magic and you should do whatever it tells you, especially if it tells you to kill people

 

[Rapesputin]

no, if your dog is talking to you, that means it's magic and you should do whatever it tells you, especially if it tells you to kill people

I thought it meant that your dog was the Son of Sam

 

[Laburnum]

You've spent too much time watching Sausage Party.

 

[CasketBase]

Only if you have schizophrenia in your bloodline

 

[Banquet Meal]

no, but taking 1-2 grams of mushrooms will

 

[Jason Wynn]

Yes, but only in Esperanto

 

[Lip Glossary]

Yes, I've already talked to him and he wants me to let you know that he says you should kill brunettes sitting in parked cars.

 

[alphabetnigger]

Yes. Aliens will also steal your girlfriend if you smoke weed.

 

[not william stenchever]

Yes. Aliens will also steal your girlfriend if you smoke weed.

At least that means the girlfriend can't steal the dog in a bad breakup.

 

[Jayquan Ledarius IV Jr]

No, but dropping acid will.

 

[RollingRock2]

You still got that pot smoking dog?

 

[Town Drunk]

Yes, and he says to give me your CC number.

 

[Nice Comoesta 🔰]

Yes, but he will be very dissapointed.