Will Semen Retention Give Me Superpowers?

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Title. My homies are trying to get me on this shit but I like busting so I can't decide whether not busting is worth getting cool DBZ powers or not. Thanks in advance, homies.

 

[Wright]

It's true

 

[urr13 account]

If you don't coom at all I heard you can end up having wet dreams again which would probably be pretty embarrassing to have to wake up to as an adult. My advice is to have sex with a member of the opposite sex whenever possible.

 

[Drip Torch]

I doubt the ability of the average poster to not touch their junk.

 

[PositiveMonk]

Yes, you should become master of your domain.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

The super power you'll gain is not getting shot in the back of the head by the minions.



Also they will be your friends and humorously say "banana".

 

[Deunan]

Yes but only if you have a heat lamp over your balls for a MINIMUM 4 hours a day

 

[Nicholas Gur]

Do you consider waking up during the middle of the night to clean yourself off a super power?

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

No, only recycling will. Try with Fanta.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Retention? No
Swallowing? Yes

 

[not william stenchever]

You will gain the ability to not be able to smell farts for one hour each day

 

[AnneRipper1010]

Yes bro think about the GOAT Sir Isaac Newton he died a virgin and probably never gooned a day in his life he was to busy discovering gravity or someshit

 

[GAY DEAD MUPPET GANGBANG]

Chris-chan figured this out a decade ago, did you forget?

Fanta = recycle

 

[Kosher Dill]

The answer is yes, but it takes hundreds of years. The guys who got superpowers from this were already Chinese immortals. Unless you're planning on becoming one yourself, just go ahead and bust.

 

[Maldemort]

Not if you retain it in your ass

 

[Mayfly]

*especially if you retain it in your ass

 

[Rozzy]

No, It will instead give you sticky bedsheets.

 

[dick brain]

You have to wear your semen retainer every day or else you'll have to get semen braces again.