Will my profound autism be enough to avoid being drafted?

[Postal_Rat]

If not do you think investing in programmer socks would help

 

[Poison Apple]

if that doesn't, go full tranny and scream oppression until your throat collapses into a neovagina

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Bro autism is like a superpower if you need to be a remorseless killing machine

 

[Hellspawn]

Anywhere but the US, perhaps.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

They'll put you in the front because of it.

 

[Lone MacReady]

They'll put you in the front because of it.

Nah, he'll get Intel.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Protip! Send your butthole pics to Putin, and he will use his super kremlin agents to make sure your country doesn't draft you

 

[Stop]

Do what the hippies did: don’t show up.

 

[Takodachi]

Troon out.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

I'm exempted on the grounds of having flat foot.
I'm a very sick man, they better take someone else to the glorious front.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

No, you’re cannon fodder now. Enjoy the war.

 

[Retired Junta Member]

No. It’s an advantage.

 

[Mojo Thief]

Nah bro, profound autists are like the modern-day berserkers. They just need to drop you off in Ukraine, point you at the Russians, tell you that they think your favorite cartoon is shit, and you'll be a shoo-in for a Medal of Honor in no time.

 

[Articuno4]

Troon out.

If it really goes down, just do this. You don't even have to put any effort into looking like a woman.

 

[Divine right to rule]

On the contrary, they would probably promote you to Field Marshal if you trooned out hard enough.
If you want to avoid being drafted, tell them you are against women in the military and how chromosomes are real.

 

[qu_rahn]

The US military is full of autists, especially in cyber and intel career fields. I suggest enlisting now so you can at least negotiate which job you get

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

You won't be disqualified for having autism, but you will be disqualified for being autistic. Drill sergeants don't appreciate being questioned or corrected.

 

[Solid Snek]

Nah, he'll get Intel.

Intel or Signals.

They're not allowed to say "YOU MUST BE A SPERG TO GET THIS JOB", because that would be discriminatory towards non-autistics, and open the military up to all sorts of EO problems (fewer jogger and girl spergs, for example).

But it's one of those "don't ask, don't tell" situations. You don't ask if you need to be autistic, they don't tell you they found your Pokemon fanfics online and approved your clearance because of it.

 

[A 5 Star User]

If it really goes down, just do this. You don't even have to put any effort into looking like a woman.

Pretty sure all of the tranny rights shit makes this a no longer valid strategy.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

dunno but your absolutely outfuckingstanding level of faggotry will keep you away from the front lines …. and any computers containing highly classified information.

if they’ve learnt their lesson … does the seppo army learn lessons?