Opinion Will Mormons take over Britain?

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By Gavin Haynes
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In 1829, there were six Mormons in the world. Today, there are 16 million global followers of The Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter-day Saints.

This is what a growth plan, a bit of drive, and some golden tablets containing God’s final revelation can do for a fledgling religion. In 1989, Mormonism’s growth peaked at 9% a year. And even in shagged-out old England, Mormonism appears to be growing. Plans are now in for its third temple, in Sutton Coldfield in the West Midlands.

Temples are the deluxe end of Mormonism. To enter one, the devout need official permission from the bishops of the church. They are likely to be on high-level business: a wedding, or a baptism.

This third outpost will cover the West of England and Wales, servicing the nation’s estimated 186,000 Mormons.

By comparison, there are a reported 132,000 Jehovah’s Witnesses in the country while the Salvation Army lists its headcount at around 54,000. The Plymouth Brethren are 16,000-strong. In 2016, the Methodist Church — the religion of Margaret Thatcher and the early Labour Party, and the very backbone of a certain kind of Enlightenment England — reported that it had only 188,000 active members.

Curiously, by the 1860s there were 30,000 Mormons in Britain — more than in Utah itself (26,000). But most emigrated — in fact, at one point Brits comprised a third of Utah’s population — so that by the 1960s there were just 6,000 Latter-day Saints left on these isles.

There might be something unsettling about a religion explicitly based upon the notion that Jesus was secretly North American deepening its tendrils in England. But what it shows is that things change. The map of British faith is still contested — and not just by the endless importation of diverse peoples.

It shows that, as much as we might be becoming a more secular country (the “no religion” tribe being up 12%, to 37% of the total, between the 2011 and 2021 Censuses), we are also becoming a more religious one.

This is a paradox we’re only starting to reckon with. As secularism rises, so too is Mormonism and other religious offshoots. It has the big family thing, but it also has a gift for proselytising. That was how they won Britain.

While Billy Graham was preaching his Crusades at Wembley, deep in the suburbs, a gentler kind of brimstone was being asserted. That of American men in neatly starched short-sleeved shirts, going from house to house, with colour booklets explaining a curious interplanetary dharma. Bolstered by a war chest of cash, yes, but undergirded by a dense social structure that meant belief came naturally.

They’re not interested in who mocks them. Instead, they’ve built from the inside out: first church, then family, community, and nation. This is a structure that bolsters itself. More than simply being an anomaly in a secular world, it’s a bulwark against a secular world. Some might say the same about the social structures, the Ummah, of Islam.

So while the Church of England signs up another raft of race doulas with funding from the bequests of another generation of maiden aunts, rapidly expanding Nigerian pentecostal churches in London are actively targeting white worshippers.

As Sheryl Sandberg would have it, Mormonism leans in. We laughed at the Church of Latter-day Saints when the Book of Mormon came out. But things change. In 30 years time, we might not be laughing so hard.
 
Keep your eyes peeled for the next great mormon chimp-out, when the missionaries to Bongistan finally lose it, paint themselves in woad and false-flag innocent civilians like Mountain Meadows.
 
"Curiously"?

How do you think they became Saints? Missionaries, duh.

Nigger you had ONE job...
If you did a genetic test of Utah, you will find a lot of bongs, a lot of the Nordic countries, really Europe in general heavily mixed in. Because yeah, missionaries. We've been at it since the 1800s. There is nothing curious about it.
 
I can't call it. On the one hand, Mormons have been active in the US all this time and so far they've only conquered Utah. On the other hand, they've had Utah all this time and the rest of us haven't been able to liberate it yet. Either way I sure hope the British like adoptions.
 
Mostly Denmark and Sweden. Norway put LDS missionaries in jail until the 1880s so it didn't catch on as much there. :lol:
Not a uncommon occurrence lol. It's actually really complicated where, even now, LDS missionaries can and cannot go. There are obvious no go zones, the middle east, but then you have weird ones like China where the LDS Church exists in a grey zone.
 
. Today, there are 16 million global followers of The Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter-day Saints.
That's what they claim. The reality is less than half that, and like most liturgical variants of Christianity§ the younger generation is much less interested. So they're leaving. They're certainly in no danger of going extinct, but I'm skeptical they're doing much in the way of growing.

§- I don't personally consider the "restorationist"/non-Trinitarian faiths (LDS, JWs, Christian Scientists) calling themselves Christian to be Christian, but since they call themselves that, I'll give it a pass here. Weird how Seventh Day Adventists have largely shifted from something that was once pretty weird (Unitarian, exceptional, etc.) to starting in the 1950s something much closer to evangelical Protestantism, declaring themselves Trinitarian, etc. Barring the Saturday worship, though there's also Baptists who do that as well.
 
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