Why's Everybody Always Staring At Me?

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I sit down when I pee, there's nothing that crazy about me. I'm just taking a wiz and mind your own biz.
Why's everybody always staring at me?

 

[Syntaxion]

Hey bro, I gotta go
Let me through, I gotta go number 2

 

[Cornfed]

Take your shit,
Don't complicate it.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Because you’re sitting down in a Wendy’s

 

[Gay Joker]

Because your peepee is cute, that's a fact no one can refute
It's getting me sprung, I want it right on my tongue
As you sit and you piss, I'd like to give your cock a kiss

 

[dick brain]

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Why don't you stand like a regular man? Then you can pee in the urinal can.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Me too, but you should close the door first.

 

[peachlover669]

This song always wiggles its way into my brain from time to time and I think to myself "this song could never be made in todays woke world"

 

[Dysnomia]

They know.

THEY!

KNOW!

You need to find the tracker they put into your body while you were sleeping. It's likely in one of your teeth. So get a pair of pliers and start pulling. Hurry! They can read your thoughts but they can't read this message. But you don't have much time before they figure out what's going on. Do you want another alien embryo implanted behind your eyeball? Do you?!

 

[Pagan Min]

It's because of what you did, OP. You know EXACTLY what it is you did, and don't try to deny it! It's an offense to God and all of creation! I'm REPULSED even mentioning it THIS little! YOU MAKE ME SICK FOR WHAT YOU DID!!!

Seek forgiveness for what you've done, and maybe -- JUST maybe -- everyone will forgive you for this. But it'll NEVER be forgotten.

Never.