Why'd you do it?

[Banana Nut Muffin]

Well, why?

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

SHE MADE ME DO IT, SHE MADE ME. I TOLD HER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN AND SHE STILL ANTAGONIZED ME. BUT I HAD TO TAKE THE PIE OUT, IT WAS GONNA BURN

 

[El Goblina]

I blame the kikes.

 

[King George III]

Because I can and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

 

[draggs]

allah commanded me. keep taking llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz islam won

 

[Dicksmash Turbofist]

I dindu nuffin sheeeiiiiiiiit.

 

[Space_Dandy]

She told me she was on the pill... and 18.

 

[Grub]

I'm red/green colorblind and I didn't see that old lady crossing the street.

 

[El Goblina]

I dindu nuffin sheeeiiiiiiiit.

mufuggin bix nood

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

He looked at me funny.

 

[Banana Nut Muffin]

He looked at me funny.

And so that's why you did what you did? You monster

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

And so that's why you did what you did? You monster

In truth, it was only an excuse to do what I really wanted to do.

 

[Reticulan Joe]

Because homo sapiens aren’t actual intelligent creatures. Sure, they demonstrate a discomfort response during the Procedures, but it’s not as if they are actual people capable of suffering the way we understand it. And if they happen to gracelessly expire, just huck ‘em out the rear grav-chute and abduct another.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

i didnt do it man you gotta let me out, they framed me

 

[The Lawgiver]

Do what?

 

[kuzburger]

 

[Myron]

I thought it wouldn't matter at the time... How wrong I was...

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

I want to speak to a lawyer

 

[DankSmoker]

You weren't going to make your bed, I thought I was being nice!

 

[Cat tit bingo]

For the lulz XD