Why would a Lawyer accept a lolsuit case? - 10 high priced lawyers

[StMaryPiper]

Everyone knows lolsuits never work for cows and most try to represent themselves and fail miserably. However there are those that get off their asses and get a real lawyer. What is the mindset for someone who accepts that kind of work? Is it the need to do anything for a paycheck? Perhaps it’s just resume padding or charging a cow a big money up front deal?

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

Is it the need to do anything for a paycheck?

Yes. /thread

 

[DankSmoker]

Lawyers that care about their kill to death ratio are usually out of a lolcows price range.

 

[Moths]

Lawyers will generally accept things but if they want to tell you no they will give you the 'fuck off' price which is exceedingly expensive

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

For the lols of course

 

[Seafarer]

Either to bilk money out of their client or if they want to try to set legal precedent for something (like that shitty copyright organization that funded Greer’s lawsuit).

 

[parsnip]

Good lawyers (really some of them are) will tell you when they think you don't have a chance in hell of getting anything out of a case. The bad ones will just take anything, until their client runs out of money.