Why was JFK killed?

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Why’d they do it?

 

[Jason Wynn]

He fucked around and found out

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

He had information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

I mean, young Bill Clinton had his eyes locked on JFK back in 1963…

 

[Clint Torez]

Made a speech about secret societies before he was shot, didn't want Israel to have nukes, was too independent, etc. It was just easier for these people to have him killed before he could undo too much of their progress when he left office.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I mean he killed Marilyn Monroe. An eye for an eye.

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

jesus fucking krist

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

because he didn't duck in time