Why should I masturbate?

[biozeminadae1]

Well?!

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

edging for several hours has insane health effects

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

It feels good

 

[PLAYERHATER]

so you don't shoot up a mall

anger is stored in the balls. let it all out, have a good coom.

 

[Hambubger]

Cooming makes you feel good

 

[Fading puppy syndrome]

Shove a paper clip down there

 

[Thumb Butler]

Because if you don't you're a terrible giggly goonclown.

 

[Tablet County]

The hair on your palms will keep your hands warm in the winter.

 

[Red flaming panda]

>Because you're an American and you should have the right to masturbate or something

 

[LiaLongShong]

We were told it would make our palms hairy by Christian leaders.

I for one am willing in the name of science to experiment on myself to test if this theory is true. One million wanks in and still no hair on my palms. Better have a million more wanks just to make sure.

 

[DankSmoker]

It's the only exercise you get.

 

[biozeminadae1]

It's the only exercise you get.

you're right, two minutes of hard work is better than nothing