Why oh why is my cat dead?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Couldn’t that Chrysler have hit me instead?

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

it's cause you fed it naught but bread

 

[JethroTullamore]

Now you won’t be getting any pussy.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Mom said she ran away. She lied! She lied!

 

[Vingle]

I know you aren't getting any action with women, but it's dead because you fucked it to death.

You monster!

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Hemi? Wedge? Valiant?

 

[Rozzy]

It died because you're a zoosadist.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

It's probably better off tbh

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

he donned a suicide vest and ran into a toby carvery for the glory of allah. Inshallah he has been rewarded with 72 mollies