Why isn't Your prophet as based as Jesus? - Mo ain't got nothing on him. He didn't go to gehanna and back

[Aljam]

 

[The Invisible Man]

Because my prophet is a pedophile.

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

I'm your messiah and I'm at least 20 times as based (n.b. I'm very humble so that's an understatement)

 

[Aljam]

I'm your messiah and I'm at least 20 times as based (n.b. I'm very humble so that's an understatement)

Can you turn your breast milk or piss into baileys? Otherwise it's going to be a hard sell

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

Can you turn your breast milk or piss into baileys? Otherwise it's going to be a hard sell

gross but easy

 

[Aljam]

Well that's a second femoid for my scheme of making refreshing beverages for incels in the third world. I hear there's a good market for it in India.

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

go online to the internet shop and buy some (probably beer/cider/regular wine, not spirit) yeast and your choice of irish cream essence (these are little bottles of cheat hax for making fake liquor and I wouldn't recommend them usually but this is a liqueur and you will probably need it here unless you want to get hands-on with caramelisation and shit). if you're starting with piss you will probably need some brewing nutrients and sugar, and probably water it down a bit depending how yellow your pee was

there now i've also taught you to fish

 

[Aljam]

But I need vaginal yeast and breast milk. Come on I know you're probably child free and want in on the Ponzi scheme. Feminism and what not. I'm somewhat of a "feminist progressive" myself. We can corner the market in India, China, and South East Asia. You need to tell your friends. I'm setting up the referral program as we speak. Avon for chuds

You're Irish right?

 

[OrionBalls]

My prophet made kickass anime and was the reincarnation the great god El Cantare known through the years as Elohim, Odin, Thoth, Osiris, Hermes, and Buddha. Jesus and Muhammad can't say that.