Why isn’t Trans Awareness Week the same week as Thanksgiving?

[Screw Danlon]

Come on, give me a good punchline.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Because Thanksgiving is all about coming together with your family. Trooning out is all about tearing apart your family because your parents are transphobes for not letting you wear dresses with eye-searing designs and chastising you for stealing your sister's underwear.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Die

 

[MrTroll]

something something turkey giblets

 

[Reverend]

Cause I'm thankful for having a family and loved ones and trans people can't create families only destroy them.

 

[stupid orc]

something something indinas scalped people not castrated them

 

[KittyGremlin]

thought this thread was an article on AnH

 

[What the shit]

because gender reassignment surgery isn't part of Black Friday.

 

[Crisseh]

Because there is nothing to be thankful for with troons.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Because you can't stuff a rotting flesh wound and eat it without dying of something yourself.

 

[I Love Beef]

Because Thanksgiving is all about coming together with your family. Trooning out is all about tearing apart your family because your parents are transphobes for not letting you wear dresses with eye-searing designs and chastising you for stealing your sister's underwear.

Because "FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD!"

the tl;dr version

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

They can't, because no one can give trannies real vagina and womb

 

[Xenomorph]

Because they are saving the destroyed turkey anus for their neo vag.

 

[Grub]

Because trans awareness week is the 'rest of the family gets drunk to forget how much they failed at reproducing' week.

 

[Xenomorph]

Because they arent gonna ruin anymore holidays with their bullshit

 

[TroonsDid911]

Because they want it to happen immediately after Remembrance Day so we can be reminded what our forefathers gave their lives for, the right for a fat white pedophile to storm into womens restrooms and get people fired for calling them perverts.