Why is wood so expensive

[SandyCat]

It literally grows on trees what the fuck

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

It's cheap on Grindr. GRINDER; men are giving it away.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Try buying it in the morning.

 

[SandyCat]

It's cheap on Grindr. GRINDER; men are giving it away.

I need wood not "wood"

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

I need wood not "wood"

Well both wood and sodomy wood are on aisle 12
I know, it's confusing.

 

[SandyCat]

Well both wood and sodomy wood are on aisle 12
I know, it's confusing.

So that's why the home depot employees keep fucking me in the ass everytime I go there

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Because you're being lazy. Go into the woods, chop down a tree, and smooth out the wood yourself. Stop paying the timber Jew.

 

[Moths]

Iunno round here in the semi country dudes will leave a big pile out the front of their acrage driveway and just ask to slip a bill in their mailbox

Sometimes its free

 

[Moths]

Because you're being lazy. Go into the woods, chop down a tree, and smooth out the wood yourself. Stop paying the timber Jew.

Mate you dont need to dress it up for a date if your just throwin that bitch in a fire

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

Have you ever tried producing wood?

Plant a seed and wait over a hundred years.

The level of investment is so easily overlooked when the economics are ignored.

Which makes me feel extremely poor when I am in the prairies, and it is over 500 miles travel to find a wild and natural tree over 100ft tall.

 

[Moths]

Have you ever tried producing wood?

Plant a seed and wait over a hundred years.

The level of investment is so easily overlooked when the economics are ignored.

Which makes me feel extremely poor when I am in the prairies, and it is over 500 miles travel to find a wild and natural tree over 100ft tall.

Yah bro just grow your own wood
It literally grows on fucking trees

 

[dick brain]

Drive around industrial areas, find the places that throw out pallets and crates. I lined an entire garage with floor to ceiling shelves for free.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

why what are you trying to build?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I need wood not "wood"

Wood is best in the morning. Just like "wood".

 

[JethroTullamore]

I’ve got some wood for you, right here, in my pants!
It’s hard too.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I’ve got some wood for you, right here, in my pants!
It’s hard too.

White oak or ebony?

 

[ididn’tchoosetobethisgay]

I need wood not "wood"

Speak for yourself