Why is water wet?

[SandyCat]

What makes it wet?

 

[Shidoen]

You know how many dicks and vags are in water?

 

[The Luigi Player]

Chemicals

 

[Pringles Can]

I dunno. I blame the fish. Little bastards just swimming around like they own the place. They probably made it wet.

 

[Fraiser crane]

Water isn't wet
Things water touches are wet
sneed on that

 

[Beak Thing]

Because we evolved in the savanna and enjoy the feeling of running water on our skin for personal hygiene. Problem is, it sucks when you get done and you feel cold and naked.

Speaking of species that prefer water: fuck fish, fuck turtles, fuck the goddamn seagulls who float around in cold water and get soaked with freezing rain like it's no big deal even though I think it would be complete bullshit to have to deal with that ...whatever. I thought you were one of us. Some dinosaurs you are.

If you want that garbage all around you all the time, you can have it.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Water isn't wet
Things water touches are wet
sneed on that

What if we suspended every molecule of water and separated them would each individually still be wet from having touched water previously?

 

[Beak Thing]

What if we suspended every molecule of water and separated them would each individually still be wet from having touched water previously?

I think we would be royally fucked, quite honestly.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I think we would be royally fucked, quite honestly.

I bet you're fun at parties, what could go wrong? Live a little!

 

[Beak Thing]

I bet you're fun at parties, what could go wrong? Live a little!

I didn't say I'd oppose the plan.

 

[Boss Hawg]

Because it is, simple as.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Where are you even getting this information from? Want to cite your sources that water is wet?

BTFO

 

[Windsock]

you only think its wet.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Electromagnetism. That's also why some fluids form a meniscus that's concave and some that are convex, so water and mercury behave differently in containers.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I make water wet, because water has the hots for me.