Why is Toutius Sextius stalking me?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Stop laughing at his name and answer the question.

 

[We Are The Witches]

I don't play that game, cannot help you.

 

[Rango Dango]

i read toutius as touhou

 

[Cat tit bingo]

If he's such a bother just get the skitzo wood elf to kill him or press ~ to bring up console commands, click on him and type Kill. As for why? I dunno maybe some Romanian cat smoked so much crack he saw the godhead. Achieved chim and altered toutius' programmed routine to fuck with you specifically.

 

[Tablet County]

I heard that Toutius Sextius is sexting your wife. Are you sure that motherfucker wants you out of his life?