Why is this site so ageist?

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

What is this shit? That's when I was born.

 

[Justtocheck]

Don't throw out your back when you sneeze, old fart.

 

[The Backwards Man]

How many Comanche's did you exterminate back then, gramps?

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Damn kids with their interweb and their hippity hop

 

[KittyGremlin]

Which side were you on when WW1 hit?

 

[Cukimoo]

Damn you're probably older than the tree that was used to make the chair you're sitting on

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Dang you’re young are you sure you should be using this website?

 

[sweater_supremacy]

dont strrain yourself old man, your adult diaper might get full

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Which side were you on when WW1 hit?

But my first war was actually the War of Northern Aggression. Hard to remember all the conflicts I was involved with because my brain is half-dust. I probably shouldn't have sold my soul to Satan for the promise of immortality and for Prussian victory in the Franco-Prussian War. Something something the law of unintended consequences. The Cod Wars were fun though.

Damn you're probably older than the tree that was used to make the chair you're sitting on

I don't know. I haven't asked it yet.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

How many Comanche's did you exterminate back then, gramps?

answer: not enough.

 

[brown Guernsey cow]

Shut the fuck up old man

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

THE FUTURE IS NOW, OLD MAN