Why is the user @Travis Touchdown (REAL) so handsome?

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

And why are you getting so incredibly aroused while reading this?

 

[twinArmageddons]

Because he's the (REAL)est one ever

 

[Haloperidol]

Killed everyone else more handsome than him.

 

[Tram Fan]

I wanted to be mean but you always give me semper fideli so yeah you just have decent genes xd

 

[AMHOLIO]

you're our no more hero

 

[pink cupcake frosting]

I wanted to be mean but you always give me semper fideli so yeah you just have decent genes xd

can Travis handle The Elephant?

 

[Pruto]

Because he looks like Johnny Knoxville

 

[Mound Dweller]

No homo.

Killed everyone else more handsome than him.

But I'm not dead?