Why is Q&A gay now?

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It went to a glory hole and got the best head of it's life only to discover afterwards that the person on the other side was a man, fleeing back home in a panic. Crawling into bed that night with it's wife it pleaded for sex to forgot about the day's events and managed to get her to grudgingly agree. For the first time in 8 months they copulated, the sex was mediocre and she flatly refused a blowjob saying 'we're not teenagers anymore' leaving Q&A unsatisfied. Recently life had been feeling like it was going nowhere for Q&A, the kids were long out of the house and it's career had been stuck in the mud for 2 decades. The wife and it had been growing ever more distant, it felt like the marriage was just a charade now, a facsimile to keep up appearances while both where to set in their ways and too afraid of change to seriously consider divorce.

Sitting in the office ruminating on this Q&A's mind slipped back to it's experience at the glory hole and it was filled with sudden excitement, it's member growing much harder than with it's wife last night. Q&A couldn't get the thought to leave it's head all day. In embarrassed shame, Q&A returned to the run down porno theater where he had encountered the glory hole the previous night. Sitting by the sink and looking at the stall it was suddenly startled by the bathroom door opening. Walking inside was the man from last night, blocking the door and ensuring any escape attempt would be awkward at best. The man looked up and down Q&A and wordlessly passed it walking into the larger handicap stall. Smiling, he made a beckoning motion to Q&A.

Q&A could easily leave at this point, walk right out and never return... but all the days thoughts and the previous night's experience rushed in it's head and almost unconsciously it felt itself rise and move towards the stall. Q&A watched his beat red refection in the bathroom mirror disappear as the man close the stall door. What followed was hard for Q&A to comprehend. The man, apparently much experienced, did things to Q&A it wouldn't have thought possible. Of the three women Q&A had managed to coax into sex through it's life none could compare to the pleasure he felt with this man. He did thing his wife would leave him for even recommending... filthy things, but that only made them more exciting. Time seemed to stretch into hours or not pass at all, Q&A could only focus on the excitement it had never felt before in it's life.

When Q&A came to it's senses it was alone in the stall, walls and floor covered in the mixed liquids of it and the man's shared passions. Q&A grabbed as much of the low-quality paper towels as it could to attempt to mop up the stains on it's clothing. It sheepishly walked through the theater as people stared at him with looks ranging from disgust to knowing grins. They almost certainly knew, it has apparently been nearly 4 hours and thinking hard to recall it realized they had made no attempt to quit their moans of elation. The shame was intense, but the excitement surpassed it by ten fold. In the car, Q&A let out a long sigh. There was no going back now, it could not give this up. It wondered if it had been gay all along and hiding it or this had awakened it within... but it really didn't matter. From now on it was going to live this way, the only way that made it feel again.

Two years later Q&A died from complications of a compromised immune system and AIDs.
 
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Eh, I think this is more of a chicken and the egg situation you know. Who came first, the gays to Q&A or Q&A to the gays?
 
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