Why is Null trying to make a "Breathing Simulator"?

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IDFK, but back when he was working on it, he started drilling me on statistics regarding blood loss after I told some dude on the Sneedcord that a human can lose about two thirds of all of their blood before losing consciousness. I think he wanted to know about correlated effects on respiration or something.

Imagine being that AI, made to bleed out while hanging upside down and struggling to inhale the biggest possible breaths of feedee farts the day after after pizza day. No wonder the machines want us all dead and Josh's hardware fucked.
 
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Well, overweight people tend to have difficulties breathing. Realizing this, Null set out on a quest to figure out a way to remediate this. Should he lose weight? That would mean giving up his beloved Pizza, so NO! What he could do was instead use his programming knowledge to create an advanced breathing simulation in order to find ways to improve his breathing while partaking in his beloved Pizza Day.
 
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