Why is Null so fat and squishy? - Bruh he's got a little boy's face

[SCOTT FUCKING WILLIAMS]

Wham bam Scott Fucking Williams busting the fuck on out again with a dank as all fuck question for the farmlands about the fat squishy boyfaced manchild that tends this farm.

Why is @Null so fat and squishy bruh and why does his face look like the face of a 12 year old prepubescent boy? Would you poke his soft belly like the pilsbury dough boy if you had the chance? Scott Fucking Williams would.

Scott Fucking Williams
Is not fat and squishy like @Null the manboy

 

[Suburban Bastard]

lots and lots of coke zero

 

[Medulseur]

He's like a hamster. Small, chubby, lives in Siberia and would probably bite your fucking fingers off if you tried to poke his belly.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I thought women loved dad bods

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

A diet of Coke Zero and hash browns will do that to you.

 

[biozeminadae1]

Null produces too much semen, so if he ever cums, he'll explode.