Why is Null so angry?

[Pharaoh Fungus]

Why Null so angry? What happened?

How do we make him smile again?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Well, don't tell him he has a Peter Griffin chin, that probably won't help.

 

[Saint Agustin]

Pictures of feets might help. Extra bonus if they have canckles.

 

[DamnWolves!]

Lol fat

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Deathfats are boring now. Well, more boring.

 

[King Fructose]

smol pp

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

Carve his name into your flesh

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I dunno he's probably trans or something

 

[Skitarii]

I fixed him

 

[eDove]

He once said that you really only see him ranting 'cause there's not much to talk about when he's happy. I get it. My Internet presence is way more negative and hyperbolic than I am in real life. It's funnier that way.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Null gets stronger and more braver every day!

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Maybe it's because people keep asking about the sigil at the bottom of the page.

 

[Colon capital V]

Null gets stronger and more braver every day!

A more True:tm:, Honest:tm:, Stunning:tm:, and Brave:tm: inspiration we all need in our lives

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

Null is angry that everything he enjoys is soon ruined or destroyed in some way by him mentioning it to at least one other person.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Because all you people keep sucking his broken dick but he is unable to cum.

 

[Grub]

He's spent the better years of his younger days tard wrangling autists on a gossip website for even bigger autists.

 

[Bloatlord]

Because he's constantly projecting his internalised transphobia and bigotry on happy, successful trans women just living their lives, and there's nothing he can do about it.

 

[Retink]

He's not mad, he just really enjoys Kabuki Theater

 

[brahsparagus]

Because he runs a site about internet drama and that would depress the fuck out of anyone.

Also, I don't agree with many of his positions (he is right about freedom tho) but I respect what he does and how he runs the site for us spergs.
For every person like me who can have that nuance there are 500 retards REEEEEing into the void about how hes a literal Hitlah because he called Jacinda's Cuckstabulary a bunch of faggots.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Why now? Is this more gay chat shit? Whatever it is it's probably because the man can't call anyone a fag on the internet (as should be an individual's god given right) without everyone immediately going "Omg why is null so angry?" so he doesn't see any point in trying to be nice to most people.

Unless he bans you he isn't that angry and there's no reason to cry about it.