Why is handholding so degenerate?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Ew. Handholding. I bet side hug, too.

 

[Unremarkable Anus Lover]

Honestly hand holding is pretty iffy. I prefer to drag my woman around by the pussy.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Now call me a freak, but I would probably try it if I ever found a woman who was game.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

This planet is full of filth, and it makes me sick to my stomach. Holding hands? The depths of depravity.

 

[Meat Target]

Handholding is what seduced Josh Duggar into molesting his sisters.

 

[Cats]

lol why would you touch a woman. women like dicks, you want to put your hands on someone that touches dicks? you want to like someone that likes dick? What are you, fuckin' gay?

 

[DankSmoker]

Because hands are covered with bodily fluids, teeming with bacteria, and open wounds, enough about myself, though. Public displays of affection are just gross.

 

[Shidoen]

Honestly because you've probably sinned more using your hands than your penis or pussy.

 

[anliteralidiot]

People wipe their asses with their hands. Never touch hands. They're the most disgusting part.

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

Probably because that's how you exchange long protein strings.

 

[Night Crawler]

I saw a woman walking around a 24 hr Walmart putting things in her ass and pussy in a video on some porn tube site once. Also walmart bathrooms and changing rooms seem to be popular places for amateur porn couples to have sex in public. If Walmart still did the whole 24 hr thing you could go there do whatever you wanted. Holding your girlfriends hand in a 24 hr Walmart would be tame compared to the shit people have done in them and uploaded to the internet. The second tamest thing would probably be a woman walking around lifting her skirt up showing her butt plug. This is what happened in Walmarts that were open 24 hrs. Just imagine you could have been in one and touched something some woman had up her ass or vag.

 

[DankSmoker]

I saw a woman walking around a 24 hr Walmart putting things in her ass and pussy in a video on some porn tube site once. Also walmart bathrooms and changing rooms seem to be popular places for amateur porn couples to have sex in public. If Walmart still did the whole 24 hr thing you could go there do whatever you wanted.

We're going to need an intervention for this Walmart fetish you've developed.

 

[Shidoen]

We're going to need an intervention for this Walmart fetish you've developed.

They don't have a Target audience for that kind of stuff.

 

[Night Crawler]

We're going to need an intervention for this Walmart fetish you've developed.

If some woman in Walmart at 1:00AM wanted to show me her butt plug I wouldn't say no.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

How dare you insult my fetish.. even though I don't have fingers.. Still fuck you!

 

[DankSmoker]

How dare you insult my fetish.. even though I don't have fingers.. Still fuck you!

If I may ask; how did you lose your fingers? Are you using speech to text or slapping your nubbly bits? Can you now fit your whole fist in your mouth? How do you feel about never doing finger pistols again?

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

If I may ask; how did you lose your fingers? Are you using speech to text or slapping your nubbly bits? Can you now fit your whole fist in your mouth? How do you feel about never doing finger pistols again?

Nigger, birds don't have fingers, its not that hard to understand.