Why is German internet connection so superior

[Unamused Bounty Hunter]

Whenever I visit Kiwifarms using a non-German vpn or having non-German nodes for tor the connection is more often than not shit for me, but when it's German it's crazy good. Back in the early days of old school runescape I stuck to German worlds because they never seemed to suffer from the ddosing issue of that time. Is this some sort of German engineering magic or am I getting memed by my location?

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Keine Ahnung. Ich hab gar kein Problem damit, VPN oder nicht. Viellecht liegt es an deinem Land weil es laehm und schwul ist.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Keine Ahnug. Ich hab gar kein Problem damit, VPN oder nicht. Viellecht liegt es an deinem Land weil es laehm und schwul ist.

I don't speak Forklift Simulator 2014.

 

[Named User]

Because the entire country has been completely addled by porn, they need high-speed internet to satisfy their interracial poop fetishes.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I don't speak Forklift Simulator 2014.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I don't speak Forklift Simulator 2014.

Deswegen, Sie könntest niemals einen Gabelstapler fahren.

 

[generic sauce]

If I had to guess it's because null has some caching severs on hetzner.
t. pirate

 

[Father Fornicatio]

The entirety of western Europe is on its way to get a fiber connection, i am in the Netherlands for a little bit and everywhere are grumpy Poles filling the ground with blue cables. Its madness.

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

I don't speak Forklift Simulator 2014.

Du bist schwul und du magst Hitler

Because the entire country has been completely addled by porn, they need high-speed internet to satisfy their interracial poop fetishes.

Eh not far off when you look at how many furfags live in germany. It's not a meme BTW, it's a real fucking thing.

 

[Arminius]

There's no "hass postings" clogging up the lines.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Because they have to connect to their Snuff films and Rusdian twink skat BDSM immediately.

Because the entire country has been completely addled by porn, they need high-speed internet to satisfy their interracial poop fetishes.

Lol, u beat me

 

[The Backwards Man]

It isn't, they just steal the innernet from Poland like how they stole the polish hosting from dear feeder.