Why is everyone talking about midterm erections?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

What is it about midterms that's so arousing?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Lots of people have a "gridlock" kink. Don't kinkshame, bigot.

 

[Boss Hawg]

They come out every two years to sell us the same grift about taking a blue pill or a red pill about 'winning the erection'. My dick works fine thank you!
or
Like I give a shit.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

got to prep the sheep into who they will be voting for.

 

[Laburnum]

It's one last hurrah before the erectile dysfunction gets them.

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Midterms are when Republicans get excited. Presidential elections are when Democrats get excited.

 

[stupid orc]

everyones excited because this year all voting booths have glory holes in them and for many poltispergs this is the first time they will have sex in years.

 

[Soycast Guy]

I think it’s something about erectile dysfunction. Might wanna see the doctor about that one.