Why is every Sonic fan short?

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the troon ones are built like slenderman or jabba the hutt them niggas out there looking like the monstars from space jam after they got the basketball magic in em.


Normal ones though? Yeah weirdly tend to be short even non-pooner ones. Maybe it's cause sonic's also a short guy too he's like canonically 3 feet or some shit but then in crossovers he's the same height as mario who's 5 foot one tall canonically so you can see like sonic's a manlet even amongst manlets when not factoring him standing next to mario who may or may not have been retconned to being 3 feet tall as well given how short he is compared to the human NPCS in odyssey,

Tangents aside, thank you for proposing this question. It has me thinking now.
 
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