Why is Congress so gay?

[Leftover Mayo]

The members US Congress used to have drop down fights and literal duels to the death between each other. Now it is so soyfied, I am sure the Founding Fathers are rolling in their graves. I didn't vote to not have an episode of Jerry Springer representing me. Fuck this gay Earth.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

They were always gay, what do you mean?

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

Because power breeds gayness. Congress staffers are literally buttfucking in committee chambers. Might as well repaint the capital rotunda in rainbow colors.

 

[Gog & Magog]

We must bring back dueling and this time we ought to make them mandatory.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

real men fuck each other in the ass in congress

 

[OrionBalls]

I don't know. They've been sitting on HR7024 for a long fucking time. Maybe the barbed ass plugs aren't big enough to get them moving.

 

[eatler]

We must bring back dueling and this time we ought to make them mandatory.

If we re-introduce them to pistol dueling we can slowly re-introduce them to other forms of combat.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Because it's a congress of lesbian toxic, slimy salamanders.

If we re-introduce them to pistol dueling we can slowly re-introduce them to other forms of combat.

Muay Thai dueling when?