Why is Cats?

[The Cunting Death]

???

 

[DumbDude43]

 

[BirdUp]

why not

 

[Character from a movie]

@Cats why is you?

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

he simply does

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

He appreciates the aesthetics of "special" kitties.

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

Because kittens

 

[Cats]

Because Catting makes me feel good

 

[Khat Warlock]

Is.

 

[Doppelmonger]

Everyone asks "Why is Cats?", but no one asks "How is Cats?"

 

[Cats]

 

[Eusa]

I am cat.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Yes.

 

[Cats]

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[Lurker]

HOLY SHIT, IT'S ANOTHER FUCKIN DAY, IT'S THE BEST DAY EVER AGAIN
'CAUSE I'M A STUPID FUCKING @Cats AND I DON'T KNOW SHIT, AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BE SAD
I THINK I'LL RUN AROUND FOR NO GOOD REASON AND ACT LIKE THERE'S STUFF I GOTTA DO
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THE WORLD SUCKS CAUSE I HAVE NO REFERENCE LEVEL
HOLY HELL, THAT GUY'S BRINGING ME FOOD, THIS FOOD SUCKS BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW IT
NOW I'M SHITTIN IN A BOX, CAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, AND THE GUY THROWS IT OUT FOR ME
NOW I THINK I'LL LIE DOWN HERE, NOW I'LL THINK I'LL LIE DOWN HERE, CAUSE I'VE GOT NO FUCKIN BILLS TO PAY
SOMETIMES I LOOK OUT WINDOWS, CAUSE I'M STUPID AS HELL
HOLY CHRIST, IT'S A PIECE OF PAPER
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW POINTLESS I AM AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW I'M GONNA DIE
NOW IT'S TIME TO GO TO BED, GOTTA GET SOME FUCKIN REST, CAUSE IT'S THE BEST DAY EVER TOMORROW

 

[Dysnomia]

Cats is love. Cats is life.

 

[DankSmoker]

Why would cats?

 

[Finger Pistols]

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What did he mean by this?

HOLY SHIT, IT'S ANOTHER FUCKIN DAY, IT'S THE BEST DAY EVER AGAIN
'CAUSE I'M A STUPID FUCKING @Cats AND I DON'T KNOW SHIT, AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BE SAD
I THINK I'LL RUN AROUND FOR NO GOOD REASON AND ACT LIKE THERE'S STUFF I GOTTA DO
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THE WORLD SUCKS CAUSE I HAVE NO REFERENCE LEVEL
HOLY HELL, THAT GUY'S BRINGING ME FOOD, THIS FOOD SUCKS BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW IT
NOW I'M SHITTIN IN A BOX, CAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, AND THE GUY THROWS IT OUT FOR ME
NOW I THINK I'LL LIE DOWN HERE, NOW I'LL THINK I'LL LIE DOWN HERE, CAUSE I'VE GOT NO FUCKIN BILLS TO PAY
SOMETIMES I LOOK OUT WINDOWS, CAUSE I'M STUPID AS HELL
HOLY CHRIST, IT'S A PIECE OF PAPER
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW POINTLESS I AM AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW I'M GONNA DIE
NOW IT'S TIME TO GO TO BED, GOTTA GET SOME FUCKIN REST, CAUSE IT'S THE BEST DAY EVER TOMORROW

What did he mean by this?

Thunk provoking statements in this thread.

 

[Aiōn]

Cats is why.

 

[TouchFluffyTail]

Cats is a sweet angel of perfection, and I won't hear otherwise